PP
after a week of house-sitting and cleaning up the peepee of 2 senile dogs i got to clean up drunk human peepees tonight. so i was sitting in the computer chair listening to music when i heard the person behind me wake up and stand up on the bed. before i could do anything it began peeing in the corner of the room / bed. it was all slow motion from there. i went NOOOOOoooooooo then guided him to the toilet with haste. drunk peeing is the worst. i'm so glad that i have the habit of feeling a toilet seat against my bum before letting go of my precious peepees.