I shudder at your use of 'language'

[klme]

Dear people commenting on facebook...
My children are not "adorbs!!"
Nor are they "Totes" anything.
If something happens to me that is interesting, it isn't "amazeballs!"
We're in our thirties people.
For goodness sakes!
And if you "roflmao" again I will scream.
Thank you.