16.07.10 "The Misterious Victoria St. 270 and Dude, F**K OFF!! "

Jul 21, 2010 15:36

Ok so today we called a LOT of places about job, and u know what? We figured some interesting fact, that 90% of them valuable adverts were from only ONE Job Agency, they apparently had 4-5 phone numbers which constantly reappeared in various adverts. And always when you called, some gruffy voice answered and told something like you have to pay 250 pounds for our services blabla our adress is Victoria st. 270. And only by the way this voice sounded you know that dude is BAD and he Will ditch you, and ditching you is the only thought he has while he speaks to you, I really don't get it how he didn't blurt out something like "Give meh 250 missy or you gonna get it!!!", I mean sheesh he must be a professional!!
But none the less, since we hadn't had any plans that day we decided to go to Victoria and check the place out, atleast how the office looks like. But you know what is the best thing EVAR? That we walked all of the Victoria st down. And there isn't actually Victoria st. 270. I mean Google Maps told us that there is but we didn't find it and the locals don't even know if there is such a number... WTF?!!
So after not finding it we decided to visit WHSmiths to get something to munch on x))) And there not only they said that they need employees! But they also had they most delicious drink EVAR! Fanta Fruit Twist! I don't know if you recall it but in Riga some years ago we had Fanta Exotica, so basically this Fruit Twist Fanta thing is the same exact thing))) It's damn nice =33
So... so later I'm at that pool hall.... and this girl come's up to and she's all like awww.... and I'm like YEAH WHATEVER!!
Jk...
Later calls Gackt...... You already know guys that there will be facepalms following right?
Gackt summoned us to Marble Arch station cuz there were he and some dude from Latvia hanging out. We went there, we visited local Mc's and the place is HUUUGE!!! it has about 20 cashs, and the kitchen is about 5 times ours, and everything is big even the refrigerator with drinks O.O
Then we went to the park to meet up with gackt and that random dude. And the park had a one of a hell interesting monument. Basicaly it a head of a horse, stanging on it's nose. Quite unique display)))
So yeah we waited couple of minutes for Gackt and then he came with some not-so-bad-looking guy (but surely he will never achieve the level of that asian group we saw while walking to Mc's) and then Gackt started to boast. So apparently he got some job that night (you know what kind of job I'm talking about right?x))))) And bought himself a skypephone, the touch-screened one. Dude why to spend the little money you have on a phone you just want to brag about if you're not even in need of it, cuz you'll be going home soon xDDDD
So yeah, we started to joke around about his u-know.... orientation x)) (u-nkow yunho who know what you know cuz you know yuhno) NEVERMIND xDD
And he started to get bitchy all like wtf are you talking about that's laaaaaaame...
So  that guy who is some girl's from anime community boyfriend, apparently didn't know that gay is gay, and didn't know that he earns his money by sucking dicks and offering his hole to old geezers in some public WC.
But he was excited when he discovered how much money did gackt have when he arrived here. He was like "Dude, are you out of your mind, I knew I was in deep shit when only 300 pounds were left" and Gackt was all like "Nuh-uh that's not going to happen to me". Dude u keed? Cuz on a moment you had like what, 70 pounds left?
So yeah the unknown dude took us to Green Park to see The Buckingham Palace. And it's not as impressive as we thought it would be, but not bad x))) Then we went to some park to take a walk and stuff. And The Gackt went all like "so girls, you're still trying for fast-food job places?" and he actually said it with sarcasm, he looked down on us for searching for job in catering area and not in some local bar while sucking cocks D8< WTF?! Are you out of your fucking mind?!
The unknown dude while separating from Gackt asked me if the guy is always like that. He went all OMFG on him xDD Yeah Gackt dream on Santa Claus exists!!
But the best thing happened when we were in the underground xDDD We figured out that the dude Gackt has known only for a day had to carry all of his shit in his bagpack, and Gackt was just randomly demanding some of it from time to time. But you know what Gackt said when we were leaving? "I come later to your place to get some of my things!"
Uhhh dude... is it that I don't get something on this world or do you really think we are you caddy-boys?!!
So yeah we went home and then went to meet Inga and some guy who gave us hacked Oyster Cards that work 3 weeks instead of original 1 week ))) Then we went back home, and started to dress for clubbin', and then Gackt called us. We decided to tell him that we already went clubbin. And dude started to randomly request his things, and when we told him that we're not home he started to bitch why aren't we waiting for him O_______________o Sheeesh.... Dude ain't got no decency?
So we told him to fuck off ^-^ Then Rostic told us that Gackt is waiting at the door xD We told him to give Gackt his stuff and tell him to fuck off X) Since then we're not replying to his calls messages and what so ever)))))
That night we decided against going to clubs =3 Cuz who know, mb that psycho-bitch was waiting for us outside xDD

facepalm, london

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