You fuck
So, no one ever wants to comment on my entries, or even return my calls. Well, I suppose I could have been a better friend over the years, tried to keep in contact more often, bought into all the hen house chatter in the hotel rooms, but now, shit now, I am just a bitter friend. Yep, looks like I am gonna need to go public with a few little pics no one knew I had of certain pre-nuptial festivities in Las Vegas. Yeah, that's right, you know who I'm talking to, mister I don't return your calls, now everyone's gonna see the depth of your depravity, and the whole " I was drunk, I don't remember, they made me do that" well that's just shit now aint it?
NSFF
Something you thought she would never know about I suppose? Your secret little life partner on the side...well at least its not legally recognized.
Beam it! Then there's the transporter room, try to explain that one to a 20th century earth female.
Oh, the things he said! Some were shocked, and others perversely intrigued...
All the while, I noticed you couldn't keep your eyes off the Reverend's little crotch toy, not like he minded I suppose...
Yes, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself, and by the way, Happy belated Anniversary and Birthday! Hope I didn't cause any undo concerns as to whose nuptials I was referring to.
NSFF
Something you thought she would never know about I suppose? Your secret little life partner on the side...well at least its not legally recognized.
Beam it! Then there's the transporter room, try to explain that one to a 20th century earth female.
Oh, the things he said! Some were shocked, and others perversely intrigued...
All the while, I noticed you couldn't keep your eyes off the Reverend's little crotch toy, not like he minded I suppose...
Yes, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself, and by the way, Happy belated Anniversary and Birthday! Hope I didn't cause any undo concerns as to whose nuptials I was referring to.