Are you of the mind...
As many of you already know the sole purpose of my move to the western portion of these "United" States, is to find a tattoo artist that can properly realize my dream of a full drider or dryder as it alternatively spelled, backpiece. Then of course, with my tattoo prominently displayed, be featured in an Asian porn video. For those uninformed in the ways of the driders and their demon god Lolth, please refer to the great keeper of alpha numeric module system codes, Sir Sweetness. For those who simply want to know what my grand piece of body art will look like, I offer this fine illustration to clarify the appearance of said mythical creature (carefully rendered to scale on gridded mapping paper: 1sq=10ft), for now you will surely know why so many are entranced by it great and evil beauty:
And now that you are properly awed, you may wish to further you knowledge of this awsome and horrible creature of yore! For the time of the drider is upon us and they rise to claim their birthright as the masters of those that dwell in the outer world, all hail our new Drider over lords! Check it:
Understandably, members of the SCA will have -10 to any saving throw vs, drider assimilation...
And now that you are properly awed, you may wish to further you knowledge of this awsome and horrible creature of yore! For the time of the drider is upon us and they rise to claim their birthright as the masters of those that dwell in the outer world, all hail our new Drider over lords! Check it:
Understandably, members of the SCA will have -10 to any saving throw vs, drider assimilation...