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I've been on an alien ship in a far away, yet neighborly, galaxy called "Caleb", ironically. They named it after a peculiar misconception between the human word for 'dog' and 'handsome'.
I'm glad to be back but they implanted things into my body that make me a little... well, "buzzed" may be the appropriate term for 'seriously obnoxious' and 'hyper sexual'. It doesn't seem to bother people but at times I have been known to scream odd phrases while running frantically in circles.
You'll be happy to know that the aliens do have higher intelligence and are not harmful in any way. However, the high intelligence they do have is quite similar to the same intelligence as a human male in a college fraternity. So, they party quite frequently and experiment with a lot of interesting drugs in the hopes it will bring them sexual pleasure.
I've missed my fans.
-Caleb
I'm glad to be back but they implanted things into my body that make me a little... well, "buzzed" may be the appropriate term for 'seriously obnoxious' and 'hyper sexual'. It doesn't seem to bother people but at times I have been known to scream odd phrases while running frantically in circles.
You'll be happy to know that the aliens do have higher intelligence and are not harmful in any way. However, the high intelligence they do have is quite similar to the same intelligence as a human male in a college fraternity. So, they party quite frequently and experiment with a lot of interesting drugs in the hopes it will bring them sexual pleasure.
I've missed my fans.
-Caleb