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[kleptophile]

[This isn't filtered at all, either because Lyn hasn't bothered to learn how to filter calls yet or because he just doesn't care enough to. He's been mulling over this for awhile, mostly because it annoys him to have to ask someone for what essentially amounts to thief lessons, but if he learned anything from trying to pilfer boxtops, it's that he'

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[nimblehurricane]

Of course. Always glad to lend a hand to the younger generation.

[kleptophile]

I'm not younger! Didn't we go over this already?

[nimblehurricane]

Calm down, I was teasing. You'll pick up human thievery quickly, I'm sure. Did you want to meet somewhere?

[kleptophile]

It's not like it's a different kind of thievery. It's the same shit, just with a few less conveniences I'm used to having.

I dunno. How're you planning on helping me out? Just telling me stuff?

[nimblehurricane]

I've never been much for learning in a classroom what can be better taught in the field, we'll say. Talking about stealing does no good to anyone.

[kleptophile]

Yeah, I kinda figured. And it sure as hell works for me.

So then what kinda place would we be looking at, then?

[nimblehurricane]

Probably a drone residence. They're docile and unlikely to put up a fight in the very unlikely event we get caught.

[kleptophile]

Got anyplace specific in mind?

[nimblehurricane]

Not specifically, no. I don't make a habit of keeping track of drones, really.

[kleptophile]

Guess we could just pick one at random.

[nimblehurricane]

Unless you'd prefer to hit a business. We could try one of the official buildings, I suppose, though I'm not sure how well it would work.

[kleptophile]

I'd say it can't hurt to try, but...it probably could, knowing this place. Maybe I ought to get better at this first.

[nimblehurricane]

You'll do just fine, I'm sure. The real trouble will come from having a washed-up ex-assassin teaching you.

[kleptophile]

Can't be that washed up to sneak up on a demon. Either that or I'm a lot worse off than I thought, but I'm gonna go with option A if it's all the same to you.