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[kleptomonkey]

The Sphere is being kooky again!

I woke up this morning and found another map taped to my door. It's got a path drawn on it and instructions on the back. These instructions make no sense! What's a 'moonwalk' and what's a trouser gnome?

Comments

[snowburned]

You too? It sounds like some sort of game.

[kleptomonkey]

Maybe...but I don't understand half of this! Who's the god of kung-fu?

What's kung-fu?

[snowburned]

It's a kind of martial art. Maybe it's a riddle?

[kleptomonkey]

Well, I've got to go to the dojo and bow to the god of kung-fu.

And sacrifice my pants to a trouser gnome. What is that anyway?

[snowburned]

It must not be literal, then. I'm sure someone would have noticed a deity in the dojo before now.

I don't know, but it sounds very rude.