Momma say stoppa or I'ma gonna call-a Poppa!
1. What was the first AFI fan fiction you remember reading?
It was, of course, "Inconceivable" by Morgan. Dur. If I hadn't read that, I never woulda started writing.
2. (If you’re a writer) What was the first one you wrote?
My first fic was "Boys Not Grey". I wanted to try my hand at PWP and the one pic of Davey getting sandwich kissed by the two Blonde boys was my inspiration. It was JUST supposed to be PWP, just smutty-goodness, and it turned into a thing. *grumbles* Stupid thing.
3. Who was your first reviewer? I don't even need to check, because I totally remember who it was....IT WAS ME! I was testing out how the review thingy worked (because I posted a "Reign" fic (my first fic EVER) and I didn't get any reviews....so I got confused and reviewed myself.). But to be fair...let me go check who REALLY was my first reviewer....apparently it was go_shorty, then next was RIKU173!!! Bwahahaha!
4. Which AFI writer do you completely adore?
Belah (Selira), xXSynXx (hope I got that right), ExpiredFairy(Statika, update motherfucking HW goddammit!), Cold_Eternal1, Kakia, One Wierd Chica....uhhh, I know there's more.
5. Which pairing is your favorite just for the fact that it makes you go ‘awwww.’? Hundam.
6. Which pairing is pure, unadultered sex?
Aavey, bitch!
7. What’s your favorite AFI story? (Not your own)
NOT my own?! What kind of bullshit is that?! I'm AWESOME!!! Just kidding! My favorite story hasn't been written yet, but I know Belah is going to write it. *glares insanely at Belah* But in the mean time, my favorite story is....uhh.....OOH! "Sympathy"! SMARRRRRK!
8. Which story made you almost piss yourself laughing? (Or really piss yourself, I’m not picky.)
Oh, geeez....Hmm...OOH! Kia's story, I think it was called "backstage" or something. It was the one where Davey has that panic attack! FUCK! That was funny! WANG! HAHAHAHA!
9. Which story could you read over and over for the sheer sexual imagery?
"The Passion of Lovers" (don't look at me like that), "Sympathy"!!! HELLA! OOH! And "Forbidden Fruit" for some Smadey goodness.
10. Which story do you think the sex positions in it were completely physically impossible? (Not that it stopped you from liking it….)
Huh....I don't recall, but it was porbably something I wrote. I need to test drive those things.
11. And the story(ies) that made you cry buckets.
Fuckin' "Dreaming of you"! I cried like a little bitch, and I NEVER cry over stories! EVER! "Inconceivable" made me misty eyed. OH, I lamost forgot! I cried over "Angels in No One" too!
12. Story that you’re most proud of?
Aw, shit....um. "Boys Not Grey" 'cuz it was my first and it made people cry. But also, "Yes, Virginia" 'cuz it made people laugh, I love mkaing people laugh.
Okay. Favorite AFI writer for…..
Humor - ME! My wife (ExpiredFairy), Joey, Syn throws the humor up in dem fics.
Sex - SYN!!!!!!
High School Fic - one_weird_chica. Hands down. (I hella agree)
Angst - by_your_throat AND Belah!
Crossovers - Absinthetic! Fuckin' Johnny Depp story that I'm not even sure she ever finished. (I think it was Absinthetic...)
Romance - Syn, Belah, by_your_throat,
AU - OOH OOH OOOH, "The Life of a Pirate" by Morgan! There's nothing better than Pirate Adam calling Bar Davey a wench! HOO-AH!