Dear Human Race
You know what, I'm not a good person for the most part. I don't actively seek to help the less fortunate than I. I complain. I bitch. And I constantly think of awesome pranks and tricks I can pull on people. Nothing too severe but again, not nice. But heres the thing, its not my intial goal to piss everyone off. I go for shock humor by suggesting things completely alien to anyone's thought process because its random and funny. Some people are offended cause they don't get the joke. If you don't get the joke, don't talk to me. I tell you this because for the first time tonight, I really felt like killing someone. Not in the ha ha kidding kind of way, in the serious I can't wait to feel their body go limp kind of way. Sorry, but this old guy came into the store and was being a total ASSHOLE in front of his daughter and wife. He asked me a question about our products and I told him the truth, he then proceeded to tell me I was wrong and that he was right, and not in a funny way either. This guy was a mixture of idiocy and prickishness all rolled into one. The moment he told me I was wrong. I felt something snap. It took every bit of self control for me not to grab the nearest object and beat him with it. This is a lesson to everyone, I'll let it slide if you're having a bad day and losing it. I'll let it slide if you have behavioral problems but if you are rude to people on a daily basis, and I'm talking exceptionally rude, not just brief and curt to everyone. Heres a warning to him and to everyone else, IF YOU ARE RUDE TO ANYONE YOU DON'T KNOW AND/OR RAISE OR INFLUENCE SOMEONE WHO IS AN ASSHOLE, I WILL MAKE IT MY PERSONAL QUEST TO MAKE SURE YOUR LIFE IS RUINED. thanks.
Klep OUT
karma will bite you in the ass