Apr 23, 2007 01:13
This week I ran out of money and lost my ATM card. Consequently, you might think I did nothing interesting. Nothing could be further from the truth. I did careful research into a possible career in archeology by watching Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Tomorrow, I will ask my archeology professor, Professor Wardle, when we learn how to rescue a girl from a locked plane that's about to explode while fist-fighting a giant Nazi and dodging bullets from the Nazi pilot while staying out of the way of the plane's machine guns, which are firing at a lot of other approaching Nazis in order to escape the scene, steal a white stallion and pursue and commandeer a moving Nazi-driven truck while under heavy machine gun fire from another truck full of Nazis. I think I've found a real future; I never realized how interesting archeology could be.