Hahahaahahahaaaa amusing!

[kleiorihs]

#include
#include
void lazy(void);
void biatches (void);
void football (void);
void af (void);
void i_want_to_go_home (void);

int main (void) {

printf ("I had fun today!\n\n\n");

lazy();
    biatches();
    football();
    af();
    i_want_to_go_home();

getch ();
    return (0);
    }

void lazy(void){
    printf ("~~Of being LAZY~~\n");
    printf ("Ha ha ha I'm lazy today!!!! \n");
    printf ("I didn't do much at all! \n");
    printf ("I didn't even study today! \n");
    printf ("Just lepaked around and chatted with... Jon of all people haa haa! \n");
    printf ("Dang I miss my good ol days of SMKSH \n");
    printf ("Owh, the chicken rice in Village 5 is okay lah... \n");   
    printf ("I didn't go emo that much today!\n");
    printf ("I think................ \n\n");

}

void biatches (void){
    printf ("~~Of biatches~~\n\n");
    printf ("Goddamit of all the nerve!!!! \n");
    printf ("\n");
    printf ("Imagine, you're in a restaurant... which is showing AF\n");
    printf ("And then the workers of the restaurant changed the channel to football\n");
    printf ("And there were many customers too \n");
    printf ("When all of a sudden \n");   
    printf ("Some biatches come about\n");
    printf ("Saying that they were there first and that they still wanted to watch AF \n");
    printf ("But... we were there first.. and we want football \n");
    printf ("And so these biatches threatened not to pay\n");
    printf ("but no... that's not the worse part!\n");
    printf ("They actually TOOK THE REMOTE AND FORCIBLY CHANGED THE CHANNEL!\n");
    printf ("The guy customers were angry, and promptly left\n");
    printf ("Ika, Mizah and I left too, as we headed for Salim to watch Man U vs Chelsea\n\n");

}

void football (void){
    printf ("~~Of football?~~\n\n");
    printf ("Thank God Izzah, Erin and Ween saved us seats \n");
    printf ("And suprise suprise, my programming lecturer was there too lol\n");
    printf ("Owh....\n");
    printf ("\n");
    printf ("Chelsea won 1-0\n");
    printf ("Goal by Drogba 116'\n");   
    printf ("Then again...\n");
    printf ("I wonder what happened to that controversial no-goal by Man U?\n\n");

}

void af (void){
    printf ("~~Of AKADEMI FANTASHIT~~\n\n");
    printf ("In case you were wondering\n");
    printf ("MILA WON!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW\n");   
    printf ("2nd Ebi\n");
    printf ("3rd Aswad\n");
    printf ("4th Heliza\n");
    printf ("5th Candy\n");   
    printf ("Candy or Heliza should've won!!!!\n");
    printf ("Mila can't sing to save her life! She's only pretty!!\n");
    printf ("Hence my theory on Malaysians are deaf\n");
    printf ("Gaaaah..............\n\n");

}
void i_want_to_go_home (void){
    printf ("~~Of missing home~~\n\n");
    printf ("I WANT TO GO HOME~~~!!!!!! \n");

}

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~SALWA'S 19th BIRTHDAY WISHLIST!~

1. manga
2. shoes *Mizah and I made a deal*
   
3. clothes
   
4. Gravitation OVA + anime pc-dvd <---- I REALLY WANT!!!!
   
5. anime *provided by Jon*
   
6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the movie 2007 OST
7. CD's either by BACK-ON, abingdon boy's school, UVERworld, Maximum the Hormone or Nightmare
8. bags
9. non-emo cosmetics  <-- I'm girly so sue me
   
10. sushi buffet *guaranteed provided by parents*
11. plushies *I want this mokona one at SunComics Sg. Wang*
12. a Lelouch figurine
13. Code Geass swag
14. 8 gig sandisk pro duo magicgate memory stick for PSP <--- I WANT THIS SOOOO MUCH!
    
15. a Nintendo DS  <---- I'll probably work my ass off for this
    
16. a pink PSP with 1.5 FW
17. Dissidia Final Fantasy
18. soft toy *kambing, penyu, beruang, kucing, ladybug, ikan emas, ikan dolphin, sealion or nyamuk only*
19. to live longer, get a boyfriend, and get a good part time job during the holidays

haha, That's all I ask for..... And no, I did not list them in order.