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SHEPPARD: Colonel Carter doesn't trust you. No-one does but me.
TEYLA: What are you talking about?
SHEPPARD: What's wrong with you?
TEYLA: What do you mean? Nothing.
SHEPPARD: You've never been the same since you got into the mind of that Wraith Queen.
TEYLA: What?!
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SHEPPARD: Hey, buddy. What are you runnin' from?
DEX: I don't know.
KELLER: Have you had any nightmares recently?
McKAY: Huh! Not a night goes by! Last night I dreamed that Colonel Carter invited me to her quarters for dinner ...
TEYLA: Maybe you shouldn't be telling us this, Rodney.
KELLER: Yeah, I said "nightmare," not "delusional male fantasy."
McKAY : Wait, and listen! Turns out she was serving lemon chicken. I mean, lemon! And the only reason she invited me to dinner was to tell me that she was promoting Zelenka over me.
DEX: That's it?
McKAY: ... Then I was eaten by a whale. Don't ask how that happened.
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SHEPPARD: You can quit now. I'm not afraid of you.
ALIEN SHEPPARD: Oh yes you are. I'm the one thing you are afraid of. You failed your friends. You brought this on them and there is NOTHING you can do to stop it.
ALIEN SHEPPARD: You can't win.
McKAY: OK, this is really weird.
SHEPPARD: You're tellin' me!
McKAY: I really thought there'd be more hot girls.
SHEPPARD: Yeah!