How Not To Die / Steps for Surviving a Wedding
Went to Katie's wedding today/yesterday and it was gorgeous. Everything went together without looking overly theemy. The food was also excellent. And... most importantly, the bride and groom both arrived and by the end of the night, they were married.
However, the one thing I learned... when faced wiht little finger food size pieces of delicious meat make sure to chew them completley, just like your mom always told you to. And when you forget... make sure you have a fantastic boyfriend at hand who will, with the greatest of subtelty, give you the heimlich manuever without disturbing the rest of the wedding. I'm also glad I can get through anything with a smile and move on. Nothing will ruin my day if I am determined to have a good time. So... I got some more of the meat and ate it slower. And drank a few cokes.
And, yes, it's true, when you really REALLY are choking... you can't cough at all. It was very very WEIRD!