Dear Tuber,
Dear Tuber,
Thank you so much for the form letter! I cannot tell you in English (such a simple language sometimes! I'm ashamed it's the only one I know with any fluency!) how overwhelmed I am with warm-fuzzies to recieve it! It's delightful on a deep level to be told that my art is "magnificent" - just like you said to all the other people you contacted. :D I love how you just dropped my gallery URL into the form somewhere - that shows extra interest, as it's a different font and font size than the rest of the letter. :)
I decided to take exactly as much time and care with my response as you did preparing the form letter. About halfway through your list of demands you had for my artwork, I stopped reading and skimmed instead. Then I deleted it. Just like I deleted the previous 109024390923 tuber form letters.
Thanks so much! I would much rather recieve these than comments on my artwork! <3
Love, love,
~klawzie
PS: I will give you points for not starting off your form letter with, "We are a group of sad, pathetic, lonely, home-bound women" or "disabled children" or whatever the fuck ever sob story it often is. For that, recieve back one karma point.
Thank you so much for the form letter! I cannot tell you in English (such a simple language sometimes! I'm ashamed it's the only one I know with any fluency!) how overwhelmed I am with warm-fuzzies to recieve it! It's delightful on a deep level to be told that my art is "magnificent" - just like you said to all the other people you contacted. :D I love how you just dropped my gallery URL into the form somewhere - that shows extra interest, as it's a different font and font size than the rest of the letter. :)
I decided to take exactly as much time and care with my response as you did preparing the form letter. About halfway through your list of demands you had for my artwork, I stopped reading and skimmed instead. Then I deleted it. Just like I deleted the previous 109024390923 tuber form letters.
Thanks so much! I would much rather recieve these than comments on my artwork! <3
Love, love,
~klawzie
PS: I will give you points for not starting off your form letter with, "We are a group of sad, pathetic, lonely, home-bound women" or "disabled children" or whatever the fuck ever sob story it often is. For that, recieve back one karma point.