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[klavierkavalier]

[ACTION: 1123 Taylor Road.]

[Austria is presented with... a rather alarming situation when he wakes early in the morning. He quickly gets out of the bed, careful not to disturb the unknown woman lying next to him. He does glimpse some strange, highly detailed photographs featuring himself in strange clothing. His face feels bare without his

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[pasodoble]

( ( And Spain replies, just as loudly at first, ) )

Good morning! ( ( Isn't he so funny, fusososo. But he tones it down, ) ) You don't have your glasses?

[klavierkavalier]

[He only jumps a very small bit when a rather familiar voices blares out from the phone.] ... Spain?

[Then very sharply:] I do not.

[pasodoble]

The one and only! Hola, Austria. ( ( in the same casual tone, ) ) Ah, it's a good thing you don't need them then. You'll get them back though, I promise!

[klavierkavalier]

You certainly seem well.

... I do need them, and I should certainly hope so. [Don't you dare suggest otherwise.] That is not the largest of my worries, however.

[pasodoble]

( ( Spain would never suggest anything else, ) )

Oh? Is something else bothering you?

[klavierkavalier]

Shall I compose a list? It may take some time.

[pasodoble]

I always have plenty of time.

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[klavierkavalier]

Firstly, I awoke this morning in the bed of a stranger who appears to have ties to me, judging from several pictures in - [He is about to say my house, but stops himself] - this house. Her behaviour is most abnormal. Secondly, I do not know the functions of the large majority of contraptions I have found in this home. Thirdly, I appear to be in custody of a child who I am certain has no relation to me. [His voice is starting to rise.] Futhermore, these surroundings are completely dissimilar to anything I have ever experienced. Is that a sufficient representation of my current confusion?

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[klavierkavalier]

... I am also in need of a cup of coffee.

[pasodoble]

( ( Aaaand Spain just listens. Not that Austria can see, but Spain is nodding along and trying to keep up with everything. He seems to have zoned out a bit though because his response is delayed, ) )

Huh? Coffee? There should be some in your home! Ah, but you said you didn't know how to use anything in the house. . . Do you know how to use the coffee maker?

[klavierkavalier]

[Austria doesn't mind. Spain doesn't hang up, and that's really all the matters.]

What does the... coffee maker look like?

[pasodoble]

( ( Spain would never hang up on an old friend. Unless it was France. ) )

Well. . . it'll be in your kitchen and it'll look like a tea pot. But it won't be as nice and it's metal.