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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. The Klauslaw (Who didn't see this one coming?)
2. K. Just K. Not Kay. Not Okay. Just K.
3. If you talk to the right person at just the right time, preferably when he's very, very drunk, Skippy.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. KVH.
2. thefangediago
3. The Necromancer (But only when Alex, Greta, and I are playing Diablo on the slow office days)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Is it me or is this meme more suited to be filled out by a girl? *sigh* Fine. My eyes.
2. Fangs.
3. *cough* Er....Alexander's plaything.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Oh, gosh. My arse just sags! ...Seriously, um...hair. Because hell, it will NOT stay back without gel and even with the damn stuff..
2. Eyes. Because my vision is beyond terrible.
3. Haven't a clue. I find it difficult disliking any bit of me.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Dutch. On my father's side. Because, dammit, the Helsing family is DUTCH! Not German! Get your facts straight, you strange obsessors of Stoker's book!
2. *sigh* German.
3. Vampire! ^_^
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Being abandoned
2. The dark
3. Alexander in a bad mood.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Alexander
2. Laptop.
3. Tie between Bunny Butt and my little wires. Love my devices.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Black trousers
2. White Euro shirt
3. White trenchcoat. (Thank you, Alex!)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Classical that has been technoized. "This is the police speaking! This club is closed! Forever!" Dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnn, dun dun dunnnn, dun dun dunnnn...
2. London Symphony Orchestra
3. Alex's drunken karaoke singing. *hides the cd he made of Alex*
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Bittersweet Symphony
2. Rock me, Amadeus.
3. In the Hall of the Mountain King
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Alexander
2. Fun/Amusement
3. Cheezits! Must have cheezits!
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I had an assbaby of Alex's!
2. I wouldn't mind having a candid affair with Cookie Monster.
3. Alexander will sometimes want me to call him God while in bed.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Alexander
2. Power
3. Loooooove
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. HUNTING!!
2. Blowing things up.
3. Making people's lives a bit more entertaining
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. *censored*
2. Bite Carolyn.
3. WATER PARRRRRRK!
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Actor
2. Lawyer (Quit laughing)
3. Dctor (Maybe Varney will take on an apprentice)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. AFRICA!!!!! Safari!!!
2. WATERRRRR PARRRRRRK!
3. Italy!!!
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Alexander.
2. Iago
3. Mephisto!!!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. I'll never die. Um...bite Carolyn.
2. Take over ICELAND!
3. Own Vegas.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I've got a penis!
2. I'm all...manly?
3. I love hunting!
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I like Alexander.
2. I get emotional. Or so Alex says.
3. I can be a venomous bitch if need be.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Michelle Pfeiffer owns me.
2. Kathy Bates!!!!
3. Hmm...Anthony Hopkins. Mmm...
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. ALEX!!!!!! Because he's always SO funny!
2. Carolyn! Because I wanna know more about her.
3. Hmm...tie between UV and Sophie!