CAIIIiiNNNN!!!!!
I think Herman Cain ought to quit denying he groped all those wimmen and go ahead and tell everybody what a playah he is. Look at him pimpin' like a big dawg here. I think he would stand a better chance of getting elected president if he just dropped any pretense of shame. Just go ahead and say "Yeah, them bitches were game. DON'T HATE THE PLAYAH!"
This would be totally awesome, because:
A) It would mean two black guys would be running for president. Can you imagine how much smack talk they would be giving each other in debates? Obama could pimp out the presidential limo and put a big gold diamond BO on his grill!
B) Cain's all about the "999" plan, and he could add an extra 9 for INCHES!
C) The last playah we had in the White House was Bill Clinton, and he balanced the economy! Let our prez have plenty of interns to smoke his cigar. We'll all get our jobs back!
D) The Republicans would have to smile and pretend they aren't racists. How long can they keep that up?