Aug 07, 2005 00:25
'cause THAT's how long it's been since I updated... I'll have a "Summer in Review" entry coming soon...but for now - I'll just leave you with some of the more blissful moments of the last 8 weeks (New Orleans, that is... ) :)
My Recap of New Orleans to compliment Rob's:
1. You don't have to show ANYTHING to get the most envious beads on Bourbon Street.
2. Do NOT ask Dan the Graveyard Man in Lafayette Cemetery to jump into a tomb with you.
3. A soda and order of beignets at Cafe du Monde makes any day happier.
4. Oranges taste better coming out of a guy's mouth.
5. Huge Ass Beers are NOT meant to be chugged.
6. Jester's has the good pizza. Mango's has the lame ass pizza. (Sorry, Poughkeepsie Brad)
7. Rob got Cute Chris to kiss me.
8. Drag queens have better legs than I do (and better bingo skills, too!)
9. The Hand Grenade is in fact the most powerful drink in New Orleans, but the Hurricane is yummier.
10. Kopek doesn't like being slapped in the yahoo.
11. It's the place to be for having fun dancing and flirting with boys.
12. Stripper beads are cooler than normal beads.
13. Molly and Malinda give the best tooters at Razoo.
14. Rob is a party BEAST!
15. Kopek will listen to me pee if I'm drunk.
16. If you want to get practice flashing, a mirror is a good place to start.
17. The Cats Meow is the karaoke place to be.
18. A flaming fountain will add atmosphere to any club.
19. The Coyotes will buy you shots if you dance on the bar.
20. It's fun yelling at people from the balconies along Bourbon Street.