"I have to ask you this - what have you been taking, or drinking?" ~Mommy
Oh my gosh, she was just asking me this just now! I was so loopy, or something, cause I was laughing like crazy. I was telling her about the FCAT, and 5th and 6th period. I have no idea what happened to me. I swear.
This weekend, from 2 minutes after I got home from school on Friday, to about 2:00 on Sunday afternoon, I was at Camp Mah-Kaw-Wee. It's a girls' camp, with many camping units, a challenge course, a ropes course, an Eco-Center, a big lake, a craft house, and little girls running around like crazy. No, I wasn't one of the campers, I was one of the "Trainers"... There was me, Squid, Alexis (not my sister - a 19 year old BTC'er), Casey, Tabi, and Megan watching 13 3rd graders, and 4 5th graders. It was fun... but it was hard too. My camping unit was the first one, so it was the closest to all the facilities. The units were called 'Shady Pines', 'Raccoon Run', and 'Skeeter Holler'. I was at Shady Pines, the only unit with both 3rd and 5th graders. But me, and the other 'Trainers', had to get all of their crafts ready, fill out all kinds of paperwork, coordinate the flag ceremonies, and get only about 12 hours of sleep throughout the whole weekend. We had to wake up at 7:00, but we woke up to the girls yelling and screaming and running around the camp... if you haven't experienced it, I suggest you don't. It's not fun - believe me. We had to do fire safety, and the girls hated it. We helped them make edible camp fires, and that was the only part they liked. They kept moaning, and whining, saying things like "Do we have to?" and "But we know how to make a fire!" and "I can stick my hand all the way through the flames!" Oh my gosh!!! NO THEY CAN'T!!! But go ahead - if they want to burn their hands, by all means, go ahead. They were making me crazy!!! Oh, have you ever heard that "Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum" song? It goes:
My mom gave me a penny
to buy a henny
I did not buy a henny -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a nickle
to buy a pickle
I did not buy a pickle -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a dime
to buy a lime
I did not buy a lime -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a quarter
to buy some water
I did not buy some water -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazzoka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a dollar
to buy a collar
I did not buy a collar -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a five
to stay alive
I did not stay alive -
instead I choked on bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
It gets very annoying after the first 10 times. Especially after you taught the girls, and now they get all the words mixed up, and spend the whole time asking you how it goes, and beg you for the movements. There is also this song that annoys the crap out of me - the Baby Shark song:
Baby shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Baby shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Baby shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Baby shark!
Momma shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Momma shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Momma shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Momma shark!
Then it keeps going with a lot more verses:
~Daddy shark
~Grandma shark
~Going swimming
~See a shark
~Swimming faster
~It's not working
~Got my leg
~C-P-R
~Still not working
~Gone to Heaven
~That's the end
~Thank the Lord
It's very long, and very annoying. I have known it for about 5 years, and every single time I've gone camping, it's always come up, and I've always had to lead it.
But then there's this other song that I personnally like... It's a repeat song, and I've only known it since the Day Camp I've worked at this summer:
Princess Pat
The Princess Pat
Lived in a tree
She sailed across
The seven seas
She sailed across
The channel two
And she brought with her
A rick of bamboo.
A rick of bamboo
Now what is that?
It's something made
By the Princess Pat
It's red and gold
And purple too
That's why it's called
a rick of bamboo.
Now Captain Jack
Had a mighty fine crew
He sailed across
The channel two.
But his ship sank
And yours will too
If you don't take
A rick of bamboo.
A rick of bamboo.
Now what is that?
It's something made
By the Princess Pat.
It's red and gold
and purple too.
That's why it's called
A rick of bamboo,
That's a really cool song, and it's a repeat song, and those are always fun. Some of the other Trainers started singing 'Boom-Chick-a-Boom', which is also a repeat song, but they didn't sing it right. Each time you sing it, you're suppossed to change your vioce, and they didn't do my favorite one:
I said a Boom Chick a Boom
I said a Boom Chick a Boom
I said a Boom a Chick a Rock a Chicka Rock a Chick a Boom!
Uh huh!
Oh yeah!
Bring it on down,
Janitor style.
I said a Broom Chick a Broom
I said a Broom Chick a Broom
I said a Broom a Chick a Mop a Chicka Mop a Chick a Broom!
Uh huh!
Oh yeah!
Bring it on down,
______________ style.
You're supposed to name different styles, like Valley Girl style, each time. But they never did Janitor style.
Guess what? I have a new camp nickname - Tracks. There was Butterfly, Squid, Spam, Spork, Sitting Bull, Spork's mom who had a name, but I forgot it, and me. I didn't have one, and Butterfly noticed that when we were all standing on her yard after camp was over, and Cougar made me a little pin with a pawprint on it on my shirt. Butterfly's little sister came up to me and started playing with it, and came up with Tracks. Then Butterfly said, "and so it is". So it's official.
Hey, Butterfly used to have the same phone as I have now, but she got a new one. She had two faceplates for it too, but didn't need them anymore, so she gave them to me. They are soooo cute! One is silver and has two purple butterflies on it: one on the hearing part, and one on the back. and they both have diamond studs on them. It looks so nice with my purple keypad. Oh my gosh. The other one was clear blue and looks really cool, except it's missing the screen-thing, but I can always buy one for it. She's also going to sell me her flashing battery for lyke, $5-10 bucks. That's really cool.
Today, we had to take the science FCAT, which really sucked. They gave us questions to solve, when the formula wasn't even on the formula page. I mean, how were we suppossed to solve them? The people are INSANE!!!!!!!!! I swear. I couldn't even fit the answers into the grids!!! Does it count this year? I hope not, I think I failed, seriously. I didn't understand it at all!!!
In IMPACT today, everyone kept reading my planner..."THAT'S NOT THE GUY!" x3...BRANDI!!!... Chardae (sp?) had it, and Isabel was like "Girl! Hey, hey girl!" I turned around, and she said that Chardae had it, so I was like..."GIRL has a name", so she said, "What's your name? Kylie?" "No, Kaley" "Haley" "No! KALEY!" "Oh, Kaley, Chardae has your planner"...
Then Ashley L took it and I was trying to get it back from her, and she BIT me! That hurt! She bit me 3 times! And, it left big marks on my arm. Then she bit herself HARD to make up for it.
In Science, we didn't do anything, so I was teaching Kip, Jen, Krizia, and Anabeth how to play Atomic War. They're actually pretty good. Before we started, Ben had his string-thing that everyone is making now, and whipped my arm...it hurt...oww. But we kept playing the whole class, and we had to slap our hands onto the cards to get them. But Kip/Ben kept banging his fist on our hands like a jackhammer. That hurt...owww... But I won, so that's cool.
Then in History, we had to watch this lame video about the West, with some old Indian people narrarating, and there were pictures of naked people. It was nasty, the girls' pictures were in the front with the top half of them showing, and with the guys, it was the entire backside of them. That should have been rated PG-13, because of 'Brief nudity', and so it's not able to be shown in school. It was kinda gay. But the sub gave us the last 7 minutes to do whatever we wanted. So Me, Samy, Michelle, Mariana, Louisa, Jennifer, Josh, and Caroline, and Sasha-I think all played this Murder game. Everyone got a card, and whoever got the Ace of Spades was the murderer. Everyone had to stare at eachother, and if they got blinked at by the murderer, they died. The point was to figure out who the murderer was. The first time we played, I was the first person who died. But in the second game, I was the murderer. It was fun.
Okay, my mom is going to kill me if I don't get off now. So buh-byez
~*~*Kay*~*~
This weekend, from 2 minutes after I got home from school on Friday, to about 2:00 on Sunday afternoon, I was at Camp Mah-Kaw-Wee. It's a girls' camp, with many camping units, a challenge course, a ropes course, an Eco-Center, a big lake, a craft house, and little girls running around like crazy. No, I wasn't one of the campers, I was one of the "Trainers"... There was me, Squid, Alexis (not my sister - a 19 year old BTC'er), Casey, Tabi, and Megan watching 13 3rd graders, and 4 5th graders. It was fun... but it was hard too. My camping unit was the first one, so it was the closest to all the facilities. The units were called 'Shady Pines', 'Raccoon Run', and 'Skeeter Holler'. I was at Shady Pines, the only unit with both 3rd and 5th graders. But me, and the other 'Trainers', had to get all of their crafts ready, fill out all kinds of paperwork, coordinate the flag ceremonies, and get only about 12 hours of sleep throughout the whole weekend. We had to wake up at 7:00, but we woke up to the girls yelling and screaming and running around the camp... if you haven't experienced it, I suggest you don't. It's not fun - believe me. We had to do fire safety, and the girls hated it. We helped them make edible camp fires, and that was the only part they liked. They kept moaning, and whining, saying things like "Do we have to?" and "But we know how to make a fire!" and "I can stick my hand all the way through the flames!" Oh my gosh!!! NO THEY CAN'T!!! But go ahead - if they want to burn their hands, by all means, go ahead. They were making me crazy!!! Oh, have you ever heard that "Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum" song? It goes:
My mom gave me a penny
to buy a henny
I did not buy a henny -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a nickle
to buy a pickle
I did not buy a pickle -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a dime
to buy a lime
I did not buy a lime -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a quarter
to buy some water
I did not buy some water -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazzoka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a dollar
to buy a collar
I did not buy a collar -
instead I bought some bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
My mom gave me a five
to stay alive
I did not stay alive -
instead I choked on bubble gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
Bazooka-zooka Bubble Gum!
It gets very annoying after the first 10 times. Especially after you taught the girls, and now they get all the words mixed up, and spend the whole time asking you how it goes, and beg you for the movements. There is also this song that annoys the crap out of me - the Baby Shark song:
Baby shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Baby shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Baby shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Baby shark!
Momma shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Momma shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Momma shark
Da-do-da-do-da-doo
Momma shark!
Then it keeps going with a lot more verses:
~Daddy shark
~Grandma shark
~Going swimming
~See a shark
~Swimming faster
~It's not working
~Got my leg
~C-P-R
~Still not working
~Gone to Heaven
~That's the end
~Thank the Lord
It's very long, and very annoying. I have known it for about 5 years, and every single time I've gone camping, it's always come up, and I've always had to lead it.
But then there's this other song that I personnally like... It's a repeat song, and I've only known it since the Day Camp I've worked at this summer:
Princess Pat
The Princess Pat
Lived in a tree
She sailed across
The seven seas
She sailed across
The channel two
And she brought with her
A rick of bamboo.
A rick of bamboo
Now what is that?
It's something made
By the Princess Pat
It's red and gold
And purple too
That's why it's called
a rick of bamboo.
Now Captain Jack
Had a mighty fine crew
He sailed across
The channel two.
But his ship sank
And yours will too
If you don't take
A rick of bamboo.
A rick of bamboo.
Now what is that?
It's something made
By the Princess Pat.
It's red and gold
and purple too.
That's why it's called
A rick of bamboo,
That's a really cool song, and it's a repeat song, and those are always fun. Some of the other Trainers started singing 'Boom-Chick-a-Boom', which is also a repeat song, but they didn't sing it right. Each time you sing it, you're suppossed to change your vioce, and they didn't do my favorite one:
I said a Boom Chick a Boom
I said a Boom Chick a Boom
I said a Boom a Chick a Rock a Chicka Rock a Chick a Boom!
Uh huh!
Oh yeah!
Bring it on down,
Janitor style.
I said a Broom Chick a Broom
I said a Broom Chick a Broom
I said a Broom a Chick a Mop a Chicka Mop a Chick a Broom!
Uh huh!
Oh yeah!
Bring it on down,
______________ style.
You're supposed to name different styles, like Valley Girl style, each time. But they never did Janitor style.
Guess what? I have a new camp nickname - Tracks. There was Butterfly, Squid, Spam, Spork, Sitting Bull, Spork's mom who had a name, but I forgot it, and me. I didn't have one, and Butterfly noticed that when we were all standing on her yard after camp was over, and Cougar made me a little pin with a pawprint on it on my shirt. Butterfly's little sister came up to me and started playing with it, and came up with Tracks. Then Butterfly said, "and so it is". So it's official.
Hey, Butterfly used to have the same phone as I have now, but she got a new one. She had two faceplates for it too, but didn't need them anymore, so she gave them to me. They are soooo cute! One is silver and has two purple butterflies on it: one on the hearing part, and one on the back. and they both have diamond studs on them. It looks so nice with my purple keypad. Oh my gosh. The other one was clear blue and looks really cool, except it's missing the screen-thing, but I can always buy one for it. She's also going to sell me her flashing battery for lyke, $5-10 bucks. That's really cool.
Today, we had to take the science FCAT, which really sucked. They gave us questions to solve, when the formula wasn't even on the formula page. I mean, how were we suppossed to solve them? The people are INSANE!!!!!!!!! I swear. I couldn't even fit the answers into the grids!!! Does it count this year? I hope not, I think I failed, seriously. I didn't understand it at all!!!
In IMPACT today, everyone kept reading my planner..."THAT'S NOT THE GUY!" x3...BRANDI!!!... Chardae (sp?) had it, and Isabel was like "Girl! Hey, hey girl!" I turned around, and she said that Chardae had it, so I was like..."GIRL has a name", so she said, "What's your name? Kylie?" "No, Kaley" "Haley" "No! KALEY!" "Oh, Kaley, Chardae has your planner"...
Then Ashley L took it and I was trying to get it back from her, and she BIT me! That hurt! She bit me 3 times! And, it left big marks on my arm. Then she bit herself HARD to make up for it.
In Science, we didn't do anything, so I was teaching Kip, Jen, Krizia, and Anabeth how to play Atomic War. They're actually pretty good. Before we started, Ben had his string-thing that everyone is making now, and whipped my arm...it hurt...oww. But we kept playing the whole class, and we had to slap our hands onto the cards to get them. But Kip/Ben kept banging his fist on our hands like a jackhammer. That hurt...owww... But I won, so that's cool.
Then in History, we had to watch this lame video about the West, with some old Indian people narrarating, and there were pictures of naked people. It was nasty, the girls' pictures were in the front with the top half of them showing, and with the guys, it was the entire backside of them. That should have been rated PG-13, because of 'Brief nudity', and so it's not able to be shown in school. It was kinda gay. But the sub gave us the last 7 minutes to do whatever we wanted. So Me, Samy, Michelle, Mariana, Louisa, Jennifer, Josh, and Caroline, and Sasha-I think all played this Murder game. Everyone got a card, and whoever got the Ace of Spades was the murderer. Everyone had to stare at eachother, and if they got blinked at by the murderer, they died. The point was to figure out who the murderer was. The first time we played, I was the first person who died. But in the second game, I was the murderer. It was fun.
Okay, my mom is going to kill me if I don't get off now. So buh-byez
~*~*Kay*~*~