Gwendel: That was the WORST rendition of the Little Mermaid EVER. Anissina: Well you're HARDLY some dashing prince, yourself!
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Anissina: What do you MEAN you 'lost the ring'?! I *knew* I should have made you where Keep-Track-of-Things-kun for such an important event! My debute as a flower-girl is ruined! Your mother only gets married for a third time ONCE you know!
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Gwendel checked to see if he had a fever after Anissina gave him a tempered glare, after all, who knew what horrible things she invented when left alone all weekend, this time she might even have perfected a way to torture Gwendel further than just using her presence, say, with laser-eye-beams or something.
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Conrad, off screen: Mother wants to know how your date is going, and how far... she also suggested I bring condoms just in case... she said something about not wanting to be a grandmother for a while longer... Gwendel: *Face-Palms* Anissina: ... Gwendel: ...Please don't kill me. Anissina: Oh, *I* won't... but death-death-destruction-kun might.
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Wolfram: I'm a little tea-pot short and stout... here is my handle... here is my-- Lady Flynn: ...Oh, little brothers are always so cute! ...So, what did he do to deserve this torture? Conrad: I found him playing with mother's make-up. Yozak: Don't worry, Wolfram, every little boy eventually becomes curious about such things, I remember when I was your age I did the exact same thing... Conrad: ...I never went through that phase. Neither did Gwendel. Now keep singing, girly-boy.
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Wolfram: I am *not* short, you three are just garrishly tall... Lady Flynn: Actually, I'm average height for a woman. Conrad: And I'm shorter than Gwendel and Gunter. Yozak: Oh don't feel bad, short stature is just a sign of your qualifications to be an uke. *Pinches Conrad's ass* Conrad, slapping Yozak's hand away: Stop that!
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Wolfram: Can you do something about this? They've been flirting all day.
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Yozak carefully slipped the bribe to Conrad to look the other way before proceeding to steal Lady Flynn's newest silk gown. He was glad Wolfram was too oblivious to need a bribe, because buying Conrad's silence was expensive.
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Yozak: And if I just pull this string he'll start yelling and shooting fire about how much of a slouch boyo is. Isn't it great? Doll!Wolfram: RAWR! You cheater! You wimp! Lady Flynn: ...I somehow doubt there's a market for this. Conrad: You'd be surprised, we passed a convention center earlier today and sold all but this one model... they said they wanted to see his heated gaze or else it's no good. Lady Flynn: *Sweatdrops* Doll!Wolfram: COME BACK HERE YOU LOUSE! Blerghhhh I feel seasick.
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Yuri had made Conrad and Gunter proud after perfecting his "Don't hurt me I'm fluffy and adorable" look.
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Yuri: Please, Gunter, pretty please... can you just let Conrad and I off the hook just this once... we didn't *mean* to get caught having wild sex in the middle of the dance floor at the party... Gunter: Oh, heika, I too was young once. I forgive you... Conrad, thinking: Works *every* time.
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With a knowing glance past between them, the two advisors knew it was the ideal time to ravage Yuri in the Courtyard with the Strap-on.
Yuri: ...Oh sweet Shinou-- THIS is Mazoku Clue?! That's it... Greta... from now on you're only allowed to play Pretty-Pretty-Mazoku Princess.
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As the three men walked past a streaking Shinou, each had their own unique reaction. For Yuri, it was surprise, to Conrad is was bemusement, and for Gunter it was the need for a new pair of underwear.
Gwendel: That was the WORST rendition of the Little Mermaid EVER.
Anissina: Well you're HARDLY some dashing prince, yourself!
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Anissina: What do you MEAN you 'lost the ring'?! I *knew* I should have made you where Keep-Track-of-Things-kun for such an important event! My debute as a flower-girl is ruined! Your mother only gets married for a third time ONCE you know!
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Gwendel checked to see if he had a fever after Anissina gave him a tempered glare, after all, who knew what horrible things she invented when left alone all weekend, this time she might even have perfected a way to torture Gwendel further than just using her presence, say, with laser-eye-beams or something.
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Conrad, off screen: Mother wants to know how your date is going, and how far... she also suggested I bring condoms just in case... she said something about not wanting to be a grandmother for a while longer...
Gwendel: *Face-Palms*
Anissina: ...
Gwendel: ...Please don't kill me.
Anissina: Oh, *I* won't... but death-death-destruction-kun might.
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Wolfram: I'm a little tea-pot short and stout... here is my handle... here is my--
Lady Flynn: ...Oh, little brothers are always so cute! ...So, what did he do to deserve this torture?
Conrad: I found him playing with mother's make-up.
Yozak: Don't worry, Wolfram, every little boy eventually becomes curious about such things, I remember when I was your age I did the exact same thing...
Conrad: ...I never went through that phase. Neither did Gwendel. Now keep singing, girly-boy.
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Wolfram: I am *not* short, you three are just garrishly tall...
Lady Flynn: Actually, I'm average height for a woman.
Conrad: And I'm shorter than Gwendel and Gunter.
Yozak: Oh don't feel bad, short stature is just a sign of your qualifications to be an uke. *Pinches Conrad's ass*
Conrad, slapping Yozak's hand away: Stop that!
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Wolfram: Can you do something about this? They've been flirting all day.
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Yozak carefully slipped the bribe to Conrad to look the other way before proceeding to steal Lady Flynn's newest silk gown. He was glad Wolfram was too oblivious to need a bribe, because buying Conrad's silence was expensive.
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Yozak: And if I just pull this string he'll start yelling and shooting fire about how much of a slouch boyo is. Isn't it great?
Doll!Wolfram: RAWR! You cheater! You wimp!
Lady Flynn: ...I somehow doubt there's a market for this.
Conrad: You'd be surprised, we passed a convention center earlier today and sold all but this one model... they said they wanted to see his heated gaze or else it's no good.
Lady Flynn: *Sweatdrops*
Doll!Wolfram: COME BACK HERE YOU LOUSE! Blerghhhh I feel seasick.
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Yuri had made Conrad and Gunter proud after perfecting his "Don't hurt me I'm fluffy and adorable" look.
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Yuri: Please, Gunter, pretty please... can you just let Conrad and I off the hook just this once... we didn't *mean* to get caught having wild sex in the middle of the dance floor at the party...
Gunter: Oh, heika, I too was young once. I forgive you...
Conrad, thinking: Works *every* time.
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With a knowing glance past between them, the two advisors knew it was the ideal time to ravage Yuri in the Courtyard with the Strap-on.
Yuri: ...Oh sweet Shinou-- THIS is Mazoku Clue?! That's it... Greta... from now on you're only allowed to play Pretty-Pretty-Mazoku Princess.
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As the three men walked past a streaking Shinou, each had their own unique reaction. For Yuri, it was surprise, to Conrad is was bemusement, and for Gunter it was the need for a new pair of underwear.
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