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This is what happens in chat when Kayleigh is tired enough that her weird side comes out. You have been warned.
(1:27:42 AM) Kayleigh: ew god glenn is so gross
(1:27:55 AM) Kayleigh: isn't he gross simbic
(1:28:03 AM) ***Simbic wipes off glenn germs
(1:28:07 AM) Kayleigh: he smells like cooties
(1:28:44 AM) Glenn: I have this thing about apotheosis..
(1:28:56 AM) Kayleigh: you also have a thing about turds don't you glenn
(1:29:00 AM) Kayleigh: you love you some turds
(1:29:14 AM) Kayleigh: especially post-corn-eating turds
(1:29:28 AM) andreaissomething: I don't think that's true
(1:29:31 AM) Simbic: lol omg i just
(1:29:32 AM) Glenn: You've been reading my diary haven't you?
(1:29:32 AM) Simbic: laughed
(1:29:34 AM) Simbic: hahahahaha
(1:29:36 AM) Kayleigh: of course it is
(1:29:44 AM) neurobo: lololol
(1:29:50 AM) ***Simbic lold
(1:30:05 AM) Kayleigh: i am your diary, glenn
(1:30:13 AM) neurobo: I only type lol when it's true B|
(1:30:18 AM) Kayleigh: B|
(1:30:20 AM) neurobo: and right now, it's so fucking true
(1:30:34 AM) Kayleigh: glenn is made of apple jacks
(1:30:41 AM) Simbic: apple jacks!
(1:30:48 AM) Simbic: i like apple cinnamon cheerios better, though u.u
(1:30:51 AM) andreaissomething: hm, I still have Body Shop open, and since I have nothing bet- that works for me, I love Apple Jacks
(1:30:54 AM) neurobo: apple jacks are sort of sickly sweet though
(1:31:15 AM) Kayleigh: every day he wakes up with his butt in the air and his right arm hanging off his bed
(1:31:17 AM) Glenn: I want some right now.
(1:31:24 AM) andreaissomething: I don't think Glenn would appreciate being eaten, though
(1:31:36 AM) Simbic: like he has a choice B|
(1:31:37 AM) Glenn: I like to keep an open mind...
(1:31:57 AM) Kayleigh: then he picks his nose, and his boogers are carrots
(1:32:50 AM) Kayleigh: then he goes and talks to his mom who is a dolphin
(1:33:12 AM) andreaissomething: uh
(1:33:14 AM) Glenn: An Insight into Glenn's Brain (tm)
(1:33:31 AM) andreaissomething: Glenn is part-dolphin?
(1:33:37 AM) Kayleigh: and comes back to his computer which is upside down and he lays sideways across his chair with one sock on his hand and one on his foot
(1:34:01 AM) Kayleigh: duh, glenn is a dolphin made of apple jacks.
(1:34:02 AM) Glenn: She doesn't even know what she's saying anymore.
(1:34:07 AM) Kayleigh: OF COURSE I DO
(1:34:22 AM) neurobo: Storytelling with Kayleigh
(1:34:24 AM) andreaissomething: does this mean he can stay underwater for extended periods?
(1:34:28 AM) neurobo: I would watch it
(1:34:32 AM) andreaissomething: or does he not have enough dolphin in him for that
(1:34:39 AM) Kayleigh: under milk, and he gets soggy after awhile
(1:34:46 AM) neurobo: uh oh!
(1:35:10 AM) Kayleigh: he pees blue gatorade and poops hackey sacks
(1:35:14 AM) Simbic: >.>
(1:35:16 AM) ***Simbic does stuff
(1:35:28 AM) andreaissomething: hm, that's the kind of golden shower I could be alright with
(1:35:31 AM) Simbic: WHAT.
(1:35:37 AM) andreaissomething: I did not just say that
(1:35:43 AM) Glenn: I'm going to walk away now.
(1:35:44 AM) Kayleigh: firs tthing he does on the computer is read garden-tool-porn
(1:35:46 AM) Simbic: WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING EXACTLY
(1:35:59 AM) Laila: ...I'm afraid so, dear.
(1:36:16 AM) Kayleigh: and then he joins us here in #gos and pretends to be a little boy
(1:36:22 AM) andreaissomething: not yet, Glenn. You still need to piss in my mouth.
(1:36:31 AM) Glenn: BYE.
(1:36:34 AM) neurobo: zfdguhizdrhgshiod/zdrg
(1:36:42 AM) andreaissomething: okay, I'm sorry, that was bad
(1:36:54 AM) neurobo: lol
(1:36:55 AM) neurobo: for
(1:36:56 AM) neurobo: ever
(1:37:04 AM) angelique: what on earth is going on here
(1:37:04 AM) ***Simbic laughs like nobody's business
(1:37:13 AM) angelique: or some other planet i dunno anymore
(1:37:14 AM) neurobo: FOREVER
(1:37:37 AM) Simbic: omg
(1:37:39 AM) Simbic: i can't
(1:37:40 AM) Simbic: stop laughing
(1:37:41 AM) Simbic: kdsgadslkg
(1:37:48 AM) Kayleigh: and every night when he's tried he brushes his teeth with mayonnaise and crawls under the bed where he curls up into a bowl of cereal and goes to sleep
(1:38:19 AM) ***Simbic ldaskgj;ldkgja;kldg
(1:38:22 AM) neurobo: dolphin teef
(1:38:23 AM) Simbic: hahaaaahahahahahahah omg omg
(1:38:38 AM) Simbic: that's pretty gross though
(1:38:41 AM) Simbic: brushing your teeth with mayo
(1:38:42 AM) Simbic: ew
(1:54:29 AM) angelique: yes, glenn?
(1:54:41 AM) Glenn: I love you. Let me take you out to dinner.
(1:54:49 AM) angelique: ok
(1:54:50 AM) Kayleigh: only if you call her agnes
(1:54:56 AM) angelique: xD
(1:56:08 AM) Kayleigh: if you call her agnes she will gladly pretend you aren't a dolphin made of apple jacks
(1:56:25 AM) angelique: i dunno, apple jacks are pretty good.
(1:56:37 AM) angelique: is eating dolphins made of apple jacks illegal?
(1:56:48 AM) andreaissomething: hm, are they endangered?
(1:56:55 AM) neurobo: watch out glenn she'll chew you up
(1:57:04 AM) Kayleigh: they're rude is what they are
(1:57:12 AM) Kayleigh: they don't let you eat them
(1:57:16 AM) Kayleigh: but they are very social
(1:57:17 AM) Glenn: This is hardly what I had in mind for our date!
(1:57:22 AM) ***neurobo hugs kayleigh out of nowhere
(2:05:19 AM) Glenn: Generally, my preferences tend to steer towards liking things simply because they are older.
(2:05:33 AM) Kayleigh: alsow hen they're made of poop
(2:05:41 AM) Kayleigh: but that is unrelated to your art
(2:05:44 AM) Glenn: You shouldn't read my diary.
(2:05:49 AM) ***neurobo hugs kayleigh less randomly
(2:05:49 AM) Glenn: uh... oh.
(2:05:50 AM) Simbic: >.>
(2:05:52 AM) Kayleigh: i told you, i AM your diary
(2:06:55 AM) Glenn: I'm going to skin you alive and make a costume out of you. B|
(2:07:01 AM) neurobo: OH MY GOD
(2:07:16 AM) Glenn: I'm so sorry. But I am laughing.
(2:07:19 AM) Kayleigh: silly glenn, apple jack dolphins can't wear people suits.
(2:07:27 AM) neurobo: can't breathe
(2:07:32 AM) neurobo: laughing so hard
(2:08:18 AM) andreaissomething: well, how do they even type?
(2:08:26 AM) Kayleigh: bottle nose
(2:08:36 AM) neurobo: flappy flappy flappy
(2:08:42 AM) Kayleigh: also
(2:08:49 AM) Kayleigh: dolphins have psychic powers
(2:09:16 AM) Glenn: In all serious though, this is some of the most beautiful modern day art I've ever seen.
(2:09:18 AM) Kayleigh: he can think words and they appear
(2:09:30 AM) Kayleigh: your nose is a little brown there glenn
(2:09:45 AM) Glenn: I don't even care. I mean it.
(2:09:48 AM) Kayleigh: you and your turds
(2:10:01 AM) neurobo: I sincerely appreciate that glenn
(2:11:05 AM) Kayleigh: neurobos hands are made of rainbows and bananas
(2:11:14 AM) neurobo: I like that
(2:11:15 AM) Simbic: i don't like bananas B|
(2:11:18 AM) Laila: Is that metaphor?
(2:11:42 AM) neurobo: but I imagine it would be difficult to hold a tiny brush with either!
(2:11:54 AM) Kayleigh: well the poitn is that they're magic
(2:12:06 AM) Kayleigh: with fruit
(2:12:07 AM) Kayleigh: and
(2:12:12 AM) Kayleigh: colors
(2:12:16 AM) neurobo: :D
(2:12:24 AM) neurobo: Thank you!! <3
(2:12:25 AM) Kayleigh: also simbic likes meat flavored bananas
(2:12:29 AM) Kayleigh: but not regular ones
(2:12:32 AM) neurobo: oh god
(2:12:34 AM) Simbic: >.>
(2:12:39 AM) Uji: what the hell have i walked into >:
(2:12:44 AM) Laila: Meat bananas.
(2:12:46 AM) Kayleigh: kayleig's brain.
(2:12:50 AM) Laila: Any further questions?
(2:12:52 AM) Uji: ....oh okay carry on then
(2:12:54 AM) Kayleigh: you have walked into kayleigh's brain.
(2:12:55 AM) Glenn: Meat Ba-- no.
(2:12:57 AM) Glenn: no no no no no
(2:12:59 AM) Laila: XD
(2:13:04 AM) Simbic: gahahahaha
(2:13:22 AM) Laila: I am very pro-penis, do not mistake.
(2:13:34 AM) Simbic: i am also very pro penis 8|
(2:13:44 AM) Laila: But that's one of the worst euphemisms for it ever.
After that, this conversation started: http://mondaylights.livejournal.com/10646.html
(1:27:42 AM) Kayleigh: ew god glenn is so gross
(1:27:55 AM) Kayleigh: isn't he gross simbic
(1:28:03 AM) ***Simbic wipes off glenn germs
(1:28:07 AM) Kayleigh: he smells like cooties
(1:28:44 AM) Glenn: I have this thing about apotheosis..
(1:28:56 AM) Kayleigh: you also have a thing about turds don't you glenn
(1:29:00 AM) Kayleigh: you love you some turds
(1:29:14 AM) Kayleigh: especially post-corn-eating turds
(1:29:28 AM) andreaissomething: I don't think that's true
(1:29:31 AM) Simbic: lol omg i just
(1:29:32 AM) Glenn: You've been reading my diary haven't you?
(1:29:32 AM) Simbic: laughed
(1:29:34 AM) Simbic: hahahahaha
(1:29:36 AM) Kayleigh: of course it is
(1:29:44 AM) neurobo: lololol
(1:29:50 AM) ***Simbic lold
(1:30:05 AM) Kayleigh: i am your diary, glenn
(1:30:13 AM) neurobo: I only type lol when it's true B|
(1:30:18 AM) Kayleigh: B|
(1:30:20 AM) neurobo: and right now, it's so fucking true
(1:30:34 AM) Kayleigh: glenn is made of apple jacks
(1:30:41 AM) Simbic: apple jacks!
(1:30:48 AM) Simbic: i like apple cinnamon cheerios better, though u.u
(1:30:51 AM) andreaissomething: hm, I still have Body Shop open, and since I have nothing bet- that works for me, I love Apple Jacks
(1:30:54 AM) neurobo: apple jacks are sort of sickly sweet though
(1:31:15 AM) Kayleigh: every day he wakes up with his butt in the air and his right arm hanging off his bed
(1:31:17 AM) Glenn: I want some right now.
(1:31:24 AM) andreaissomething: I don't think Glenn would appreciate being eaten, though
(1:31:36 AM) Simbic: like he has a choice B|
(1:31:37 AM) Glenn: I like to keep an open mind...
(1:31:57 AM) Kayleigh: then he picks his nose, and his boogers are carrots
(1:32:50 AM) Kayleigh: then he goes and talks to his mom who is a dolphin
(1:33:12 AM) andreaissomething: uh
(1:33:14 AM) Glenn: An Insight into Glenn's Brain (tm)
(1:33:31 AM) andreaissomething: Glenn is part-dolphin?
(1:33:37 AM) Kayleigh: and comes back to his computer which is upside down and he lays sideways across his chair with one sock on his hand and one on his foot
(1:34:01 AM) Kayleigh: duh, glenn is a dolphin made of apple jacks.
(1:34:02 AM) Glenn: She doesn't even know what she's saying anymore.
(1:34:07 AM) Kayleigh: OF COURSE I DO
(1:34:22 AM) neurobo: Storytelling with Kayleigh
(1:34:24 AM) andreaissomething: does this mean he can stay underwater for extended periods?
(1:34:28 AM) neurobo: I would watch it
(1:34:32 AM) andreaissomething: or does he not have enough dolphin in him for that
(1:34:39 AM) Kayleigh: under milk, and he gets soggy after awhile
(1:34:46 AM) neurobo: uh oh!
(1:35:10 AM) Kayleigh: he pees blue gatorade and poops hackey sacks
(1:35:14 AM) Simbic: >.>
(1:35:16 AM) ***Simbic does stuff
(1:35:28 AM) andreaissomething: hm, that's the kind of golden shower I could be alright with
(1:35:31 AM) Simbic: WHAT.
(1:35:37 AM) andreaissomething: I did not just say that
(1:35:43 AM) Glenn: I'm going to walk away now.
(1:35:44 AM) Kayleigh: firs tthing he does on the computer is read garden-tool-porn
(1:35:46 AM) Simbic: WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING EXACTLY
(1:35:59 AM) Laila: ...I'm afraid so, dear.
(1:36:16 AM) Kayleigh: and then he joins us here in #gos and pretends to be a little boy
(1:36:22 AM) andreaissomething: not yet, Glenn. You still need to piss in my mouth.
(1:36:31 AM) Glenn: BYE.
(1:36:34 AM) neurobo: zfdguhizdrhgshiod/zdrg
(1:36:42 AM) andreaissomething: okay, I'm sorry, that was bad
(1:36:54 AM) neurobo: lol
(1:36:55 AM) neurobo: for
(1:36:56 AM) neurobo: ever
(1:37:04 AM) angelique: what on earth is going on here
(1:37:04 AM) ***Simbic laughs like nobody's business
(1:37:13 AM) angelique: or some other planet i dunno anymore
(1:37:14 AM) neurobo: FOREVER
(1:37:37 AM) Simbic: omg
(1:37:39 AM) Simbic: i can't
(1:37:40 AM) Simbic: stop laughing
(1:37:41 AM) Simbic: kdsgadslkg
(1:37:48 AM) Kayleigh: and every night when he's tried he brushes his teeth with mayonnaise and crawls under the bed where he curls up into a bowl of cereal and goes to sleep
(1:38:19 AM) ***Simbic ldaskgj;ldkgja;kldg
(1:38:22 AM) neurobo: dolphin teef
(1:38:23 AM) Simbic: hahaaaahahahahahahah omg omg
(1:38:38 AM) Simbic: that's pretty gross though
(1:38:41 AM) Simbic: brushing your teeth with mayo
(1:38:42 AM) Simbic: ew
(1:54:29 AM) angelique: yes, glenn?
(1:54:41 AM) Glenn: I love you. Let me take you out to dinner.
(1:54:49 AM) angelique: ok
(1:54:50 AM) Kayleigh: only if you call her agnes
(1:54:56 AM) angelique: xD
(1:56:08 AM) Kayleigh: if you call her agnes she will gladly pretend you aren't a dolphin made of apple jacks
(1:56:25 AM) angelique: i dunno, apple jacks are pretty good.
(1:56:37 AM) angelique: is eating dolphins made of apple jacks illegal?
(1:56:48 AM) andreaissomething: hm, are they endangered?
(1:56:55 AM) neurobo: watch out glenn she'll chew you up
(1:57:04 AM) Kayleigh: they're rude is what they are
(1:57:12 AM) Kayleigh: they don't let you eat them
(1:57:16 AM) Kayleigh: but they are very social
(1:57:17 AM) Glenn: This is hardly what I had in mind for our date!
(1:57:22 AM) ***neurobo hugs kayleigh out of nowhere
(2:05:19 AM) Glenn: Generally, my preferences tend to steer towards liking things simply because they are older.
(2:05:33 AM) Kayleigh: alsow hen they're made of poop
(2:05:41 AM) Kayleigh: but that is unrelated to your art
(2:05:44 AM) Glenn: You shouldn't read my diary.
(2:05:49 AM) ***neurobo hugs kayleigh less randomly
(2:05:49 AM) Glenn: uh... oh.
(2:05:50 AM) Simbic: >.>
(2:05:52 AM) Kayleigh: i told you, i AM your diary
(2:06:55 AM) Glenn: I'm going to skin you alive and make a costume out of you. B|
(2:07:01 AM) neurobo: OH MY GOD
(2:07:16 AM) Glenn: I'm so sorry. But I am laughing.
(2:07:19 AM) Kayleigh: silly glenn, apple jack dolphins can't wear people suits.
(2:07:27 AM) neurobo: can't breathe
(2:07:32 AM) neurobo: laughing so hard
(2:08:18 AM) andreaissomething: well, how do they even type?
(2:08:26 AM) Kayleigh: bottle nose
(2:08:36 AM) neurobo: flappy flappy flappy
(2:08:42 AM) Kayleigh: also
(2:08:49 AM) Kayleigh: dolphins have psychic powers
(2:09:16 AM) Glenn: In all serious though, this is some of the most beautiful modern day art I've ever seen.
(2:09:18 AM) Kayleigh: he can think words and they appear
(2:09:30 AM) Kayleigh: your nose is a little brown there glenn
(2:09:45 AM) Glenn: I don't even care. I mean it.
(2:09:48 AM) Kayleigh: you and your turds
(2:10:01 AM) neurobo: I sincerely appreciate that glenn
(2:11:05 AM) Kayleigh: neurobos hands are made of rainbows and bananas
(2:11:14 AM) neurobo: I like that
(2:11:15 AM) Simbic: i don't like bananas B|
(2:11:18 AM) Laila: Is that metaphor?
(2:11:42 AM) neurobo: but I imagine it would be difficult to hold a tiny brush with either!
(2:11:54 AM) Kayleigh: well the poitn is that they're magic
(2:12:06 AM) Kayleigh: with fruit
(2:12:07 AM) Kayleigh: and
(2:12:12 AM) Kayleigh: colors
(2:12:16 AM) neurobo: :D
(2:12:24 AM) neurobo: Thank you!! <3
(2:12:25 AM) Kayleigh: also simbic likes meat flavored bananas
(2:12:29 AM) Kayleigh: but not regular ones
(2:12:32 AM) neurobo: oh god
(2:12:34 AM) Simbic: >.>
(2:12:39 AM) Uji: what the hell have i walked into >:
(2:12:44 AM) Laila: Meat bananas.
(2:12:46 AM) Kayleigh: kayleig's brain.
(2:12:50 AM) Laila: Any further questions?
(2:12:52 AM) Uji: ....oh okay carry on then
(2:12:54 AM) Kayleigh: you have walked into kayleigh's brain.
(2:12:55 AM) Glenn: Meat Ba-- no.
(2:12:57 AM) Glenn: no no no no no
(2:12:59 AM) Laila: XD
(2:13:04 AM) Simbic: gahahahaha
(2:13:22 AM) Laila: I am very pro-penis, do not mistake.
(2:13:34 AM) Simbic: i am also very pro penis 8|
(2:13:44 AM) Laila: But that's one of the worst euphemisms for it ever.
After that, this conversation started: http://mondaylights.livejournal.com/10646.html