The Linleigh Legacy: Gen 2.1
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Okay so. It's been awhile since I posted a legacy. Forgive me for anything you find off with this post.
Oh and I've also just taken an anxiety pill that makes me sleepy so don't pay attention to anything that's utterly ridiculous because it's probably just my sleepy brain.
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*clears throat* Moving on...
Here's Mr. Edmund's ~lovely abode~ just in case you were wondering, etc. It's a couple boxes with a roof, I'm no architect.
Mr. Edmund himself. Acquiring some nature enthusiasm while I acquired house-building-rage.
The required First Meal picture. He took up his only free counter with his butterflies so he ate cookies. Very tasty cookies, I guess.
Job searching was quite successful for Mr. Edmund. He wants to be a Prestidigitator and there was an opening in the Entertainment track first day.
Oh look! Another Sim! Oh god Jeremy (alfredaskew) please save the readers from the boring commentary!
Anyways I had Edmund greet him, but then I remembered "Hey! I need to check Edmund's gender preferences!"
This did not surprise me at all. AT ALL. trappingit's Sims are ALL GAY. ALL OF THEM.
Anywho the boys had a seat in the grass and talked about skyscrapers while butterflies attacked Jeremy's head. You know, the usual sort of things Manly Men do.
So yeah. Edmund is the coolest Sim ever. Or maybe Jeremy just hasn't met a lot of Sims...
I told Edmund to call for a taxi so he could go male hunting and Jeremy decided to flirt with him. In his bedroom. Alone.
But then the taxi came and whisked them off to a community lot where they played that one game I can never remember the name of with Essie (alfredaskew) and Leslie Mostly (freudroid).
I got bored of that game I can't remember the name of so I told Edmund to ~scope the room~. He decided Lust (trappingit) was suitable swoon material. The Unsavory Charlatan and Giselle (brilliantcat) cared more about their poker game to notice, however.
So of course Lust and Edmund joined them. (The Unsavory Charlatan kept winning. Jerk.)
I told Edmund to ditch Jeremy and sent him off to the salon/spa. As soon as he arrived I found his brother Hayden having words with Eysling (witheredlilies). I guess they disagreed on whether or not the pink decor was enjoyable.
Then a fight broke out and Edmund reluctantly put down his cookies to root his brother on. Apple (backerbse) and the salon folk watched with mixed reactions.
It was a wasted effort, however, because Eysling beat Hayden's ass. PINK WINS.
A fight club is an inappropriate place for romance so I sent Edmund elsewhere. As soon as he arrived, Maeve (alfredaskew) confronted him demanding that he received a furniture discount. I approved of this.
I decided the toilet was a great place for Edmund to introduce himself to Paul (backerbse). Neither of them seemed deterred by their surroundings.
And then Edmund met Daetaleus (lionsatepree/racing_oatmeal/xie_belle/thealicecat).
Daetaleus was sparkly.
The two randomly decided to break out the moves to the elevator-esque shopping jams and Edmund discovered his love for booty-shaking. And bringing sexy back, according to that face.
Edmund also got himself a stalker by the name of Odysseus (alleliua).
Did I mention the word "stalker"? If I didn't, I have now.
O______O
He even had the gall to interrupt Edmund and Daetaleus's dancing to demand that Ed listen to a joke. It was probably an awful joke, too. But Edmund laughed like he thought it was hilarious and then promptly gtfo'd.
And so we begin day two of the Search for the Perfect Man.
First things first: Skilling. Be needin' dat ka-rees-mah if'n ye wants ter be that thar Prestidigitator n'suchalls.
That's his I GOTS A JOB 8D face.
No promotions yet for Ed. But he still told his mommy all about it as soon as he got home! :D
Today's walkby is my own Noah. I was curious if they had any chemistry so I had them say hello. No such luck, I think Noah is straight anyhow. (Also that house in the background is where Edmund's moms live.)
Straight or not, he offered Edmund a pretty good job. But Ed wasn't tight on money and was already in his desired career track so I said no thanks.
Then this colorful fella walked by so I had Ed say hello to him as well. This would be Tucker (alleliua).
Edmund made some sammiches for his guests like a good little host. :3
Meanwhile, Tucker attempts to defeat those wretched butterflies!
Ursula (alleliua) walked by. I had to get a picture because she's a cutie but I didn't have Ed greet her because she has girly parts and those are useless, I'm afraid.
Hm...I guess I missed a picture here. Well I had one of Edmund answering the phone and it was Daetaleus asking him to go Downtown. I said sure and Edmund immediately broke out the diary.
Dear Diary,
Guess who just called? What? No. Mom called earlier. No, it was Daetaleus! The sexy mofo from yesterday I was telling you about! What do you mean do you don't remember? I discovered my love for dancing with him, Diary! Oh, forget it. The taxi is here, anyway.
xoxo, Eddie
Off to see the Wizard! Er...Daetaleus.
So it turns out Daetaleus invited Morgan (alfredaskew) along without informing dear Edmund. Edmund looks unsure of himself.
But they go right to dancing, as Morgan creepily stares and Kaean (brilliantcat) flails around a little too close for comfort.
We interrupt the dancing to say hello to my Sim Oralia, looking adorable as ever.
The boys then venture outside in the rain to play instruments badly.
Edmund's Bringing Sexy Back dance face got stuck so I suppose he is also Bringing Sexy Back as a drummer. A bad drummer.
Then I remembered the third wheel, Morgan, was still around so I told Edmund to ditch him. Morgan ran over to tell the guys that they know how to have a good time. I guess he likes to watch?
*makes the same face as Edmund* I'm sorry WHAT IS GOING ON HERE WHY ARE YOU TWO KISSING DAETALEUS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE KISSING EDMUND NOT MORGAN WHAT EXCUSE ME
MORE WHAT DAG (trappingit), NATT (trappingit) WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE BOTH GAY THAT DOES NOT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PLACE ||||8
@______o anyways Edmund asked Daetaleus on a ~real~ date and he said yes and they got frisky but surprisingly didn't have sex in the photobooth like most Sims do.
Edmund kept bitching about how he was tired so I told him to invite Daetaleus home and ~woot~ and such. Also that's Joshua (trappingit) in the background there by Hayden.
After calling a taxi, Edmund ventured over to the bar and apparently that fixed his Bringing Sexy Back face. I'm not sure I approve of his new Bringing Daetaleus Home Must Get Plastered face, though.
Bathroom door impromptu face rape? Oh dear Edmund, oh dear oh dear.
But Daetaleus liked it! So they moved to the kitchen for ~actual makeouts~.
And we close with them going back to the bathroom and Daetaleus agreeing to move in. :)
ALRIGHT SO THERE YOU GO I POSTED SOME LINLEIGHS GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY JERKS. :D Also I'm sorry I got gradually more idiotic as I went on. It's now 2am and I am le tired.