Dear, friends who care about my broken vagina. Ill probably regret spilling such private information over the internet but, seeing as how I DID NOT get this injury from an STD or from being dirty and I never get to see you guys anymore, I will anyways. I was born with an abnormally small hole in my bartholian gland. The bartholian glands are the two glands right inside your giner that release cum and the liquids that lube you up. Because of my abnormally small hole, my gland got backed up and eventually infected, which led to a fever, a lot of throwing up, and a trip to the hospital. By the way, dont ever go to the hospital without insurance or theyll just cut you open, shove a tube in you and shove you out the door.
I do have a new boyfriend. You whores (especially but, not limited to Courtney Angelina Crabtree) have not met him yet because I never see you:( I like him a lot but all my closest friends hate him and think hes a homo. At least he doesnt slap me over hot n' spicys. WHATEVS. I call an emergency dinner briefing asap. Get on it.
P.S. I saw those barf pictures of you, Nichole. Youve never looked hotter. Siq.
I do have a new boyfriend. You whores (especially but, not limited to Courtney Angelina Crabtree) have not met him yet because I never see you:( I like him a lot but all my closest friends hate him and think hes a homo. At least he doesnt slap me over hot n' spicys. WHATEVS. I call an emergency dinner briefing asap. Get on it.
P.S. I saw those barf pictures of you, Nichole. Youve never looked hotter. Siq.
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