Jan 28, 2006 14:21
So as most of you know, I've been on and off depressed. I blame the fact that I haven't been taking my pill properly. Juggling meds is a fucking bad idea. Anyways, for once I'm not gonna bitch about my life in this silly journal that seems to exist soley (spelling?) for that purpose. I will instead discuss the wonderful times that I had two fridays in a row. Double Fucking Friday Fun is what I labeled it last night. So let me being.
Last week on Friday Avner and Dexter (the boyfs of the girlies) visited. We all got drunk, me for the first actual time. And went outside because it was snowing. Not just some half-assed attempt at snow either, but big flakes in your face kinda snow. We had a snowball fight, and before we realized it the entire quad area (a bunch of buildings in a square-ish shape with grass in the middle) was out playing with us! We met new people and snow-faced them and got tackled and screamed a lot. It was brilliant. I hope it snows again!
Now, for last night. It was probably the most fun I've had. We got drunk, went to the basketball game and screamed even though we didn't really know what was going on. Saw Laura gangsta dance, which was great. Then left and watched Mulan. After the movie extravaganza, we went to Sigma Nu and brought along the Saget. We enjoyed his company quite a bit and then went and hung out in Elder basement. There we decided it would be wise to take a record of what we were saying, since otherwise we would not remember. And so you can understand the greatness of this night, I have decided to type them all out. =) Ta-dah:
The quote sheet is entitled SO FUCKED UP
I thought goose meant lose all control of your body. - Lily after Kanjana played duck, goose and called her goose, she went completely limp.
Let's touch each other's toes! - Kanjana and Laura stretching after being mirrors of each other
3 way brain massage - Laura, Kyle, and Kanjana playing with each other's hair and then massaging away
Bathroom hanging out party - Laura, Deana, Lily, Kyle, Ace, and Kanjana hanging out in the bathroom
First we all peed together. Then we circled around each other. Then we followed each other into the room together with linked arms. - Kanjana about the bathroom party
I want to keep this forever - Kanjana, though I don't remember why that's funny
Dood (how Lily spelled it on sheet) you got hands in your pockets! - Kyle to Deana
"He's my boyfriend." "I lost my virginity to him!" SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!! - Deana meeting Ester
Fairy! Fairy! - Pokemon Stadium, fucking PS man - Lily and Kanjana
Portal to the other world....Long long ago.....once upon a time ago.... - Kanjana
It's always the goddamn republicans - Deana
Bayou --> By you - everyone??
I actually have been this fucked up.... 2 minutes ago - Lily
You fucking stole my harmony, bitch - Deana to Kanjana
What is so funny - Kanjana as she laughs hysterically
After I impersonated you, you did it! - Kanjana to Kyle
Deana and Kyle shaking hads for like 10 minutes
You're dad took me from the fire, then saved me from Denny's, then died - Kanjana trying to quote Smoke Signals
MONSTER BUTT - Kanjana
Fucking fuzzy Oscar the grouch ass! - Kyle
You know I just wrote? -Lily
Poop! -Kyle
Deana + Lily = bow ladies
He just played the poke my own stomach game. -Kanjana about Kyle
Mauricia never liked Mauricia flavored ice cream. - Lily
COFFEE CHOCO - Deana about Deana juice
You're trying to bleed me, Deana -Kyle
Laura likes her forearms
I like the hair on your arms -Kanjana to Laura
You're a big penis?
You're in a green hand
Someone's palming your butt
It's like the toast...yeah - Have no fucking idea who said that one, perhaps a combo of all of us
Giving each other toe massages
I hope you like German too- Bob Marley -Lily..?
Ecsta-Z! -Kanjana
Double Fucking Friday Fun -Kanjana
Look a river running!-Laura
No- hairline. -Deana
My butt is definetly liquidated- it means on sale. -Laura
Ass juice -Someone said about Laura's butt
Wake up naked with rimjon on your arm -Deana
Aleman, Aleman, Aleman
Aleman, Aleman
Me gusta comprar pan.
Kyle esta cansado.
y el liquor esta al lado. - A Spanish poem by Laura and Kanjana
Translation:
German, German, German
German, German
I like to buy bread.
Kyle is tired.
and the liquor is next to.
You guys could get extra credit for that -Lily
What teacher would give you extra credit for saying German, German, I want to buy bread!? -Kanjana
Kanji, your eyes are so happy -???
And this sheet of quotes also includes some drawings. One is of ass juice. There is a butt labeled juicy. And the other is a drawing of leaves by Lillian Wirth. Except she drew an arrow to the leaves and labeled them leafs.
That pretty much sums up last night. I don't know if I'd repeat it again anytime soon just because that would be hella unhealthy. But it was amazing. Also, tonight is the stereotypes party...I'll probably go as a brown chick. It's easy and then I can make brown jokes all night long and nobody can stop me!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA! Or I'll dress in a costume, like go as a Ninja Turtle or something and pretend I didn't understand what stereotypes meant. Because seriously, this is gonna be hard! But themed parties rock.
And as an added note I love Kendall Dollive and Eric Svingen for talking to me when I'm sad and making me happy. The end.