Fic: The Biological Definition

[kkglinka]

Title: The Biological Definition
Author: kkglinka
Rating: G
Characters: Selina Kyle, Bruce Wayne, Several Cats
Continuity: Comic AU

Comments

[atemptress]

This was really cute. :)

Re: The Biological Definition

[kkglinka]

Sometimes the fluff just takes over. Could be worse, eh?

[hyperactivator]

Cats are lunatics. No wonder Bruce can't get enough.

Re: Crazy Cats

[kkglinka]

They are. If Selina were actually cat-like in her behavior, she would randomly and suddenly start chasing imaginary objects, fight with imaginary opponents, run around yelling for no reason, shove things off high places just to watch them fall and chase laser pointers.

Re: Crazy Cats

[hyperactivator]

She should go to Bruces house and do all those things. Then Bruce will have to reveal the location of the liquor. Then she can steal it.

Re: Crazy Cats

[kkglinka]

Yes! And he has hardwood, polished floors, so she can do the run run run run skid thunk scrabble scrabble run run run run.... thing that cats do.

Cats don't steal liquor! They just knock over the bottle and puke when it smells bad, run away and twitch their backs in disgust.

[rocaw]

"Don't take it personally. She loves everyone right now." Great line!

And I love your sardonic Selina!

Re: The Biological Definition

[kkglinka]

Sadly, Sardonic!Selina is sometimes just me forgetting to stay in character.

[kittybats]

Ha! This was fun! I keep laughing every time I picture Batman with one cat-hair covered boot! :D

Re: The Biological Definition

[kkglinka]

Which he's holding in the air, standing on one leg, in full costume, in the middle of an apartment, while trying to hold a conversation.

*nods*

Re: The Biological Definition

[kkglinka]

Thanks. Sometimes taking it seriously ain't where it's at.