Apr 13, 2007 02:59
I don't know how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this is how I became a victim of this scam. Two seriously good looking, well-built cowboy type guys come over to your car as you are loading your purchases. They are both shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex. With their highly defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs it's impossible not to look at them.
When you offer them a tip, they say "no", and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they both get into the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins making love to you and begs you to pull over so he can get your pants off and finish what he's doing.
While all this is going on, the other guy is stealing your wallet! I've had my wallet stolen last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday and most likely tomorrow.