Take the first sentence from the first post of each month of 2004. That's your "Year in Review".
JANUARY - "Happy New Year, Próspero Año Nuevo, Bonne Année, Glückliches Neujahr, L'anno nuovo felice, Gelukkig Nieuw Jaar, Novo Ano feliz, С новым годом, Glad Nytt År...um...that's it I guess, now to make sweet love to my antonio banderas blow-up d...what?"
FEBRUARY - "Ok first off, I just want to say that Halo is probably the single most overratted game I have ever played."
MARCH - "Well, I'll start off by telling yall the story of Mr Mcarthy and mi amigo Armando...just to prove that Mr. Mcarthy is an ass."
APRIL - "Here's a little bit of advice...DO NOT EAT A LARGE CHICKEN CARBONARA BEFORE YOU RUN!!!"
MAY - "Woke up this morning...ran to the gym...worked out...ran back..."
JUNE - "Errr....I don't feel like poossting about my weekend yet."
JULY - "Yay for being home and having hardly any homework done for my independent study and having to get up in 7 and a half hours :O"
AUGUST - "
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html"
SEPTEMBER - "Drama is gay :/"
OCTOBER - "
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NOVEMBER - "I like how my mom and grandma say it's almost 9:00 when in reality it's 7:55"
DECEMBER - "Crap...I hella overslept. Now I want some Quiznos."
From April through December I had been eating Quiznos. That's awesome. Now I'm hungry.