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So last night was my fave night of Spring Break so far.....A bit scary but an awesome story after it was over.
I met Burke, Steve, and both Dans up at 7/11 and then we all left for Col Coan's.....we were like a half hour early so we decided just to chill on the side of the road in her sub and bust open the Bacardi. Wellll a cop slowly approached us, while Porter had the bottle up to his mouth. Yeahhh he rolled down his window and asked us what we were doing. I got reallll nervous and tried to act cool. He told us to wait and he turned around and parked....So we were trying to find the freakin cap for the Bacardi and couldn't....Oh then it tipped over and spilled all over my backseat - It REAKED like alcohol....Couldn't find the cap so Dan just stood it up behind his leg. Cop comes up to my window and asks if we have any alc. We told him no as my nose was filled with the smell of alcohol and as Porter has it in his mouth and Dan has the bottle at his feet. We told the cop we were waiting for my friend to get off work so we could go over to her house. He asked where she lived and I didn't know exactly where in the sub she lived and he was suspicious about that and that I didn't know where she worked. C'mon like I would freakin know honestly. He made me call Col and ask her her address, and it was a different street then the one I told him it was on so he was like wtf. He took my liscense and ran my name and we all shit our pants in the car PRAYING he would not seach my car or make us get out. He came back and asked us again if we had any alcohol in there and we said no again. Miraculously he gets a call on his radio calling for a DOG BITE a few streets over, he looks at us looks at the radio looks at us again and says 10-4 into his radio. He gave me my liscense back and gave us directions to her house and drove off the other way. All our hearts were out of our bodies and we were all literally about to shit our pants. So the cops kept patroling by Col's house that night....Everyone kept hiding so we wouldn't have to open the doors. Oh everyone went in the basement but me and Burke hid in the closet upstairs hahaha. We saw about 40 cops on the way home while we were chain smoking in the Tahoe. Dude seriously great night that honestly could have screwed us all.
I really think the reason we got off is because I did a good deed that day. I stopped for gas in Brighton before I went down to pick up the guys and there was a girl sitting on the curb. She was still there when I was finished getting gas so I drove over and noticed she was crying and asked if she was ok. She said she ran out of gas and I asked if someone was coming to help her and she said probably not. I asked her if she needed money and she said yes and that she was too scared to ask anyone bc she asked a guy a bit earlier and he just called her a prostitute and drove away. I felt so bad for her. So I gave her like $10...I know if I was in that situation I would have wanted someone to do the same for me. I think that was God's gift back to me .....Not screwing us over with an MIP for being dumb shits.
The end.
PS Can't wait for Col's again tonight! CoCoPalooza!!