Oh FUDGE!

[kjc]

I wrote it down.

My mail reader flashed me a reminder note ALL DAY LONG.

My mother EMAILED ME TO REMIND ME!

And I still forgot to call my Grandma on her birthday.

OOOOOOH!

Dammit!

If my ASS weren't ATTACHED, I'd forget IT and leave it behind over and over. THEN I would FORGET to order a NEW ASS! I'd be ASS-LESS for DAYS until my boyfriend would finally call me during the day to REMIND ME because I'm so friggin' FORGETFUL. Stupid brain.