Recently received a call from Katie, who was wondering if I had been a prankster earlier in the day.
Apparently, somebody took a dozen or so ribbon magnets from nearby cars and lined them up along the perimeter of her hood.
Allow me to illustrate:
BEFORE
AFTER
(I was going to make one in "Katie Vision" which translates "ribbon magnets leeching onto car" into "giant poop on car," but decided against it.)
And,
not surprisingly, the first person she thought of was me.