I admit, I like 4chan.

[kizzykat]

Our Raptor,
Whose art is /h/entai,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations cum,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ries
In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.