As always...

[kizzme87]

Tis the season
for fireproof evergreens
covered in pine-scented
aerosol snow
Hip-hop carols
performed by prepackaged teen divas
backed by one-man synthesizer orchestras
Drunken Santa Clauses for
every gas station
And the latest in nativity scene technology:
"Hear the baby Jesus cry!"
Do genuine kisses exist
in a world of plastic mistletoe?