Sucks
In the last week or two, I have been bitched at by a large quantity of people I like to call sucks. I realize that a great deal of people on my friends list are sucks, so i have taken the initiative to come up with a few facts for the sucks among us. (NOTE- Those of you who don't know if you are a suck or not- you are. There are only about half a dozen people on earth who don't suck, chances are you are not one of them)
1) If you hear me say something that you find offensive, I don't care so keep your bitching to yourself.
2)If you hear me say something that you think other people might find offensive, do us all a favor, and punch yourself in the face.
3) If you have a witty comment, it wont be funny because you suck too much, so keep it to your self.
4) If I make fun of you and you don't think that it is fair, just remember, you suck so you deserve it.
5)If you have an opinion, it is in no way valid, and no one wants to hear it, so keep it to yourself.
6)If you want to try and burn me by pointing out a spelling and/or grammar error, no one cares so keep it to yourself.
So that my part in trying to make the world a better place for all of us and striving to make it bearable for non-sucks to live among you people.
1) If you hear me say something that you find offensive, I don't care so keep your bitching to yourself.
2)If you hear me say something that you think other people might find offensive, do us all a favor, and punch yourself in the face.
3) If you have a witty comment, it wont be funny because you suck too much, so keep it to your self.
4) If I make fun of you and you don't think that it is fair, just remember, you suck so you deserve it.
5)If you have an opinion, it is in no way valid, and no one wants to hear it, so keep it to yourself.
6)If you want to try and burn me by pointing out a spelling and/or grammar error, no one cares so keep it to yourself.
So that my part in trying to make the world a better place for all of us and striving to make it bearable for non-sucks to live among you people.