do you know I self injure? yes if so what kinds do you know i do? you cut your wrists do you know if i have every tried to kill myself? yes, you have what would you do if i did sucseed in death? have a party with John what would you say if you found me? Assuming you died in the cellar, I would probably comment on how your carcass is a fire hazard and then note that some of my old football gear was down there. I would put it all on and use your body as a blocking sled. how did i effect you? you added some darkness in my life would you come to my funeral? depends on who is catering would you cry? if something was in my eye would you say any "words" about me? I would note that it would take more people to carry the casket than usual because you weren't on the Atkins diet. would you visit my grave after i died? If it had a frozen yogurt machine on it like I plan to put on mine. do you think im a good or bad person?why? You are bad cause you put a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket that one time. how would you think i did it, if you didnt find me? cutting yourself. would you tell others?if so who? I would get on the line and two way all my friends. Word spreads fast. Remember that time I had sex in John's bathroom with Katherine? Everyone knew about that after like a day or two. And if you didn't know, now you do. what would be your reaction if you found me? I would make a wise crack like "Guess he wont be at my casual get-together tonight! YAKA YAKA YAKA!" would you really even care? If you owed me money or sexual favors.
if so what kinds do you know i do? you cut your wrists
do you know if i have every tried to kill myself? yes, you have
what would you do if i did sucseed in death? have a party with John
what would you say if you found me? Assuming you died in the cellar, I would probably comment on how your carcass is a fire hazard and then note that some of my old football gear was down there. I would put it all on and use your body as a blocking sled.
how did i effect you? you added some darkness in my life
would you come to my funeral? depends on who is catering
would you cry? if something was in my eye
would you say any "words" about me? I would note that it would take more people to carry the casket than usual because you weren't on the Atkins diet.
would you visit my grave after i died? If it had a frozen yogurt machine on it like I plan to put on mine.
do you think im a good or bad person?why? You are bad cause you put a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket that one time.
how would you think i did it, if you didnt find me? cutting yourself.
would you tell others?if so who? I would get on the line and two way all my friends. Word spreads fast. Remember that time I had sex in John's bathroom with Katherine? Everyone knew about that after like a day or two. And if you didn't know, now you do.
what would be your reaction if you found me? I would make a wise crack like "Guess he wont be at my casual get-together tonight! YAKA YAKA YAKA!"
would you really even care? If you owed me money or sexual favors.
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