We All Die on Wednesday
or not as the case may be. But they're firing the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, which will possibly end the world in a giant imploding Black Hole, or maybe a never-ending expanding Big Bang 2.
Sucks to be us in either case. Personally I'm hoping it sucks Switzerland up and creates a giant spherical void, thus we can divert all the excess sea-water into it, preventing global-warming, reclaiming huge amounts of hitherto unusable land and thus save the world, also removing the wealth of many of the world's super-rich.
Thus again, I have saved the world. I Thank You.
Sucks to be us in either case. Personally I'm hoping it sucks Switzerland up and creates a giant spherical void, thus we can divert all the excess sea-water into it, preventing global-warming, reclaiming huge amounts of hitherto unusable land and thus save the world, also removing the wealth of many of the world's super-rich.
Thus again, I have saved the world. I Thank You.