I promise I'll be writing more, but for now...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I set darcseth's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I gave defenestrate_me a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February omnis_evil_twin and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-772 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
kiyuu_kast