New box goodness!
I gots me a new box! Boxes make me happy! Mommy says it was sent to me by saraquel and enech but I don't believe her cuz it sez it's from some bitch called Alice and a Cheshire Cat on it. Mommy must think me toopid and assume I dunno how to read.
Not much has been goin' on here. I would update more but as usual, mommy's always hoggin' up the 'puter and doesn't lemme on it. You'd think she'd get a clue when I go and stands ontop of it and meow at her but no. Mebbe if I poop on it, that'll work.
Speakin' of poop. I gots new litter. It's tasty and made of corn. It's the weirdest thing cuz when I pee, mah pee turns into a giant biscuit. Pisses me off cuz mommy's always gotta go and scoop it outta mah box before I can eats it! Ptooey! What's a cat gotta do around here to have some munchie food? I swear, these bi-peds will just never get it!
OOoooOO! I gots to go. It's pigeon huntin' time!