exploding imploding
SAL YOU ARE AN STUPID, BITCHY, EGOTISTICAL, HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE WHO HAS NO CONCERN FOR ANYONE BUT YOU, YOURSELF, YOUR REPUTATION, AND YOUR BEDROOM CARPET. WHY ANYONE WOULD BOTHER WITH YOU IS BEYOND THE UNDERSTANDING OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT BEINGS EXISTANT IN THIS UNIVERSE AND ANY OTHER ONES THAT EXIST IN THE YET UNKNOWN BEYOND. YOU DO NOTHING BUT THINK THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS CORRECT, ALWAYS THE BEST, AND NOT SORRY TO MAKE YOU HAVE TO FACE IT LIKE THIS BUT YOU'RE NOT. THE GRAVEL THAT PAVES YOUR DRIVEWAY IS WORTH MORE THAN YOU. I HOPE YOUR CORPSE ROTS IN SOME RANCID TRASH BIN IN A DARK ALLEY INFESTED WITH THE ABANDONED MUTATED LAB RATS OF THIS PLANET AND THAT YOU WILL BE EATEN UP BY YET UNIDENTIFIED FORMS OF BACTERIUM IN ALL THIS VILENESS.
*turns the volume on the sarcasm way down*
and i love you - of course. ^_^
oh, and yes, everyone got to read that.