Generation One Chapter Two Part Two
Warning Adult Content Included
Roxie: Ugh…. When will he get in his head that I just don’t want to date him at this very moment sheesh!
I think he’s pretty stubborn Roxie so don’t expect it any time soon!
Ki: Look at me I’m amusing!!!!
And this is what I mean Roxie…..
Ki: You know Roxie I get rid of the big bad ghosties… you want to see my machine?
Roxie: Please tell me you’re not being perverted and there is a hidden statement in what you just said.
Ki: Nope, look at it isn’t it awesome?!
Roxie: OMG THAT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!
Ki: HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT!
Ki: So you know you’re pretty darn cute when you’re laughing
*heads desk*
Roxie: He’s kidding right?
I’m afraid not Roxie
Roxie: OMG I JUST WANT TO STRANGLE HIM!!!!
Please don’t
Ki: WOAH there lassy let’s not go all bonkers and set the town on blaze ok? Calm down!
Roxie: WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS THINK THAT WHEN THEY SAY CALM DOWN IT WILL ACTUALLY CALM US DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ki: Note to self don’t piss psycho lady off again…
Good idea
Kinji: Why is it that he gets to have all the fun and all I ever do is clean up after everyone else’s messes?
I don’t think getting your head chewed off by a crazy psychopathic bitch is qualified as fun Kinji.
Kinji: I don’t care…. Someone else needs to pull some weight around here!
Zuko: Hehe did you know that mom and Uncle Ki bought that table out in the front yard?
Why yes I did. They noticed how many times you kept wanting it no matter how many times I told you know you don’t want it so they decided to go ahead and get you one so you would stop wanting it so much.
Zuko: It’s pretty awesome *smirk*
Zuko: Hahaha I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!! HAHAHA….
Are you sure you’re not insane Zuko????
Zuko: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Zuko: Wait what? Who’s insane? Didn’t uncle Ki finally go off the deep end? Hmm? That’s just sad… but then again who wouldn’t have expected it from him. He is a total nutter.
WTF are you talking about Zuko? I think you’re the nutter.
Ki: So Roxie, has anyone ever told you that you’re a sight for the sore eye?
Roxie: No they haven’t. You’re just too nice Ki.
Zuko: Can you guys be quiet… some of us have some work to do. You know work… home… homework….
We get it Zuko…
Roxie: Oh no… Is he about to do what I think he’s about to do?
I believe so Roxie.
Ki: So Roxie… I can’t help it but you make me so freaking happy. I was just hoping you know that you’ve changed your mind and that maybe you know you’d like to be my girlfriend
Roxie: I knew it…. No Ki… I’m still not ready for that kind of commitment with you… Please understand.
Ki: I dislike being turned down…. Why is she so hard to get?
I dunno… try romancing her and not jumping to the punch.
Roxie: You should buy me some flowers and maybe just MAYBE I’ll CONSIDER being your girlfriend.
Ki: I’ve already bought you tons of them. They’re waiting for you back at your house. I wanted it to be a surprise but I want you to see how much I care for you. Call Shirley she’ll tell you all about the flowers. There are Daisy’s leading the way to your bed and on the bed a heart is drawn out in roses. I know those are your two favorite flowers so I thought you would thoroughly enjoy coming home to the smell of them.
You’re trying TOO hard now Ki.
Roxie: OMG I’LL SO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU ARE JUST TOO SWEET!!!!! *surprise kiss*
Ki: *gasp*
Ki: I knew you would come around and see what a great guy I was.
Roxie: Yea. I was just afraid of getting with you because of your reputation.
Ki: What reputation
Well Ki, let’s see you get with Constance do her ditch her, then you get with Shirley do her ditch her…. I know it’s only two girls but it only take you doing that to one girl before the whole town knows about it…
Roxie: And not to mention you knocked Constance up.
Ki: WHAT!?
WAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Roxie: Ummm… yea… she gave birth to a baby boy today. Anyway, enough about Constance and more about me! Let’s get busy Ki!!!!
Ki: I can’t say no to that!!!
You are kidding me right......I mean.... you can't possibly do it after what you just learned....
Roxie: Come here baby and ravage me.
Ki: Let’s not talk about babies right now ok?
Ki I don’t think you should be doing this…. You only slept with Constance ONCE and she got preggers out of precaution I would suggest you just get off the bed and proceed your day away from sexual activities.
Ki: Nonsense…it’s not even proven that the child is mine yet.
*sigh* Whatever I give up.
Roxie: Just do me already
Ki: What Roxie ask Roxie gets
Roxie: OHHH ME LIKEY!
Annnnd this is my queue to leave. *note to readers* I turn the sound of when people are doing it so it’s always a surprise for me to find out someone is pregnant. I always use the Try for Baby option but they only do it once. So it's an one shooter deal kind of thing.
Ki: MY heart it aches. You broke it Roxie.
Roxie: Wtf did I do?
Ki: YOU broke my heart Roxie. You come into my house play hard to get then FINALLY I believe that I’ve won you over and you’ll only care about me that we have the perfect relationship but NO!!! YOU HAVE A SECRET LOVER ON THE SIDE DON’T YOU!!!
Roxie: Pshh… Gunther Goth is just a friend not a lover.
Ki: NO! I will not fall victim to your excuses Roxie NO NO NO NO NO!!!! NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Roxie: Wth I’m not making up anything. It’s the truth Ki I wouldn’t treat you like that…
Ki: Out…. Now….
Roxie: Fine…. Your lose buddy.
Hey Kinji I’m sorry I don’t really pay you any attention. :(
Kinji: Eh doesn’t really matter. I’ll get more chapter time later right?
Umm… yea….I can’t guarantee you that. I mean I can try but… there is no definite answer to that Kin.
Kinji: You got to be kidding me! Who wouldn’t want more of this beautiful face to be shown!?
Umm… You are very beautiful Kinji it’s just… you’re kind of boring…. Anyway… I’m going to go check up on your son.
Kinji: but…..
Hey Zuko whatcha up to?
Zuko: 1…..2….3…4….
Zuko: Oh hey! I was just playing with my car. It’s pretty awesome. Uncle Ki got it for me.
Aww that’s so nice of him.
Zuko: I know he’s the best uncle ever!!!!
Awwwww
Ok Zuko You have fun ok buddy?
Zuko: Not a problem!
Zuko: Hey ma. I forgot to tell you that tomorrow is picture day
Kinji: Zuko! Why didn’t you tell me earlier?
Zuko: I forgot…..
Kinji: We’ve got to get you the best looking outfit you have out! You are going to look so handsome in your pictures baby!
Zuko: Are you going to put them in your picture album?
Kinji: Of course I am… You know I never miss your school pictures. I like to see how much my baby has grown up from the year before.
Kinji: I’ll help you get your stuff ready for tomorrow.
Zuko;*mumblesihopeitrainstomorrowmumbles*
Kinij: Come on Zuko!
Kiniji: I hope Zuko doesn’t forget to put on his clothes for the pictures!
I’m sure he won’t forget.
Awww Zuko what’s wrong
Zuko: Ugh….
What’s wrong little guyyyy? Tell me don’t just ugh me I don’t know what ugh means.
Zuko: It means I hate picture day!
Awww… Just take the pictures to make your mom happy. It’s only one day….
Zuko: Whatever!
Hey Ki what are you doing at Constance’s house?
Ki: I want to see my baby boy and hopefully take him home with me.
Ki: Hey Constance.
Constance: Hello Ki…..
Ki: I heard you were having trouble taking care of our son and I just thought since I got you in this mess I would you know take him off your hands. Take him home with me. Be a good father for him and provide him with a nice home.
Constance: Re…Rea….Really?
Ki: Yes really. I want my boy.
Constance: Omg please do!
Everyone meet Torrance. He’s just a little cutie isn’t he!
Ki: I’m so happy I’ve got my baby boy in my arms and I’m taking him home to live with me!!!!
Awww me too Ki.
Ki: Ohh… There is one more thing I learned out while I was visiting her.
What’s that?
Ki: I have another son with Shirley. Born last night.
>_<
Ki: Hey Kinj! I got my first born son with me and he’s come to live with us!
Kinji: Outstanding…I’m the one who wants to be the mother of five, yet I only have one child, no boyfriend, and nowhere near close to my next child coming along. While Ki just wants to be the ex boyfriend of ten women and had never once talked about becoming a father is already tied with me…
Actually Kinji… He has two sons….
Kinji: Brilliant… Bloody fucking brilliant.
:(
So…. They were pretty broke when the baby came home with Ki. So broke they couldn’t ever afford a crib. So in order to buy a crib let alone two cribs because he planned to go pick up his new son they had to sell pretty much all of the trees and plants around the house.
Ki: My boy is worth it!
Before heading out to receive his second born son Ki stuffed his face so he wouldn’t be starving.
And took a shower so he wouldn’t stink. He was going to have to leave for work as soon as he brought his boys home.
Ki: Why are they just standing there? I rang the doorbell and it’s not like I can’t see them…
Ki: Oh hey Roxie….I was here to see Shir…
Roxie: I know why you’re here. Just get your son and leave. Neither Shirley or I ever want to see you again.
Ki: Ok…. That’s not problem. Especially seeing as you don’t look pregnant.
Roxie: That’s right…. I’m the one you DIDN’T knock up. Just get your damn son and get the fuck off our land.
Ki: Sheesh ok ok.
Everyone meet Abraham. He’s also just a little cutie!
Ki: Look little man. Your new home.
Ki: Now it’s time for you to go to bed you two. Daddy has to go to work. I don’t want you to be waking up aunty Kinji and cousin Zuko while I’m gone. Ok?
Ki their babies… they can’t talk
Ki: I know… I just wanted to tell them. I’m teaching them early :)
Ki: Don’t cry Torrance. Daddy is here. Daddy’s here.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Of course in order to fit the cribs in the room with Ki I had to expand his room so here it is.
Kinji: *shew* I got a promotion today!
Omg yay! More money!!!!!
Kinij: Yea I know and with the two new babies in the house it is defiantly needed.
I agree!
So I followed Ki to work on his first job and this girl was there. She’s really pretty! I’m hoping that Ki will make her his final gf. She’s pretty enough for him to be with her forever I think and he’s been rolling the want to be in a steady relationship so. I thought I’d give it to him just not right away he still has 6 more to go before he can settle down with this one or someone prettier. We will see.
Ki: Hey there I’m Ki… I’ll be the guy getting rid of all the ghosts today.
Lady: Nice to meet you Ki. Now, can you help us get these monsters out of here?!
Ki: I’m on it!
It didn’t take Ki long to get rid of all the ghosties so after he completed the job he headed to the science building to donate the entire collection of ghosts he had been saving up. He had like 25 in his inventory. I don’t know why I didn’t do this earlier, Ki walked out with $2,531 after that. Which they were in great need for.
Ki headed home afterward to see his little boys before hitting the sack.
Ki: Hey there Abraham don’t cry. Daddy is here to feed you.
Ki: And snuggle you!!!
Ki: Don’t worry Torrance. Daddy didn’t forget about you.
Ki: Aww… My boys just missed their daddy.
Too…. cute…..*falls over dead from cuteness overload*
Kiniji: Hmmm… I guess… It’s not so bad being an aunt…
Kinji: Who is a little cutie?! Abraham is a little cutie!!!
Kinji: Omomomom. Aunty Kinji is eating your belly. Omomomom.
Kinji:
Kinji;Hi there little Torrance. Aunty Kinji loved you too.
Kinji: Eskimo kisses!
Kinji why are you wearing that uniform?
Kinji: Oh! I forgot to tell you I got a job offer over in the politic department. So I now work for them. Oh yea the offer was for a higher position too! I’m a level 4 politician! Lovely right?!
That’s great Kinji! I’m proud of you!
Zuko: Uncle Ki you know it’s the little boys’ birthday today right?
Ki: WHAT?!
Zuko: Oh that’s my queue the bus is here! Bye uncle Ki!
Ki: *chokes* Omg my boys are already growing up?!
Afraid so.
This is little Torance. He’s so cute. I think he looks like his momma.
This is Abraham. He got his daddies hair color. He’s got a little bit of a big nose but hopefully he’ll grow into it!
Well folks this is where I leave you! How will Ki fair raising two toddlers? Will Kinji ever find her a boyfriend and have a baby of her own? We’ll find out next time on the Kagoshima Legacy!