You know it's hot when...

Jun 21, 2005 09:22

  • Girls of 11 start wearing belts as skirts.
  • Everywhere you walk, your feet leave sweat marks.
  • You walk around in your bikini and don't care who sees you. And you don't care that you're hanging out everywhere.
  • Your dog, who hardly ever drinks, attemps to drink out of the village fountain which isn't drinkable.
  • You crave the shade.
  • Your very interesting bio notes on Mitosis don't even keep you studying.
  • Your little tabby kitten doesn't even want to go outside.
  • Your discman plays songs at like 4567899 times faster than usual as it's overheated.
  • After being outside for half an hour, after you've just put black eyeliner on, you come inside and you find you have black lines all down your face.
  • You come inside and you can't see. And you don't even have your sunglasses on.
  • You want to cut your hair to 2mm.
  • You frantically apply the suncream because of that gross advert on TV about skin cancer.
  • You sit on buses all day because they are airconditioned and they move.
  • You feel like you're going to melt.
  • You start thinking you're in the OC when you hallucinate that Seth Cohen is standing in front of you.
  • The boy who usually wears scarfs (Judd) is wearing a loose white shirt and shorts.
  • Your metal belt buckle burns you everytime you move.
  • You show off parts of the body which you wouldn't normally.
  • You conveniently run out of water.
  • You're sunburnt after 5 minutes.
  • You tie your hair back and don't care how gross you look.
  • You crave showers every 10 minutes.
  • You can't see your phone screen.
  • You're down to your last layer but you're so tempted to just take that off too.
  • Everyone wears white.
  • Your water bottle seems permantely empty. Despite having put ice in it that morning.
  • You wish you were outside but you can't put your feet on the ground without burning them.
  • You spend all your money on water.
  • Your bottle blonde hair turns ginger.
  • Your neighbour who is an old man with grandkids gets his shorts out. And to your disgust, he's more tanned than you.
  • You're inside writting this.
  • You fall in love with the taste of water.
  • You're tired by 6pm after having woken up at 12.
  • You want to have a water fight but you are aware that only skanky little 13 year olds who happen to be wearing white do that these days.

  • Haha skanked this off Beffy... but its funnay! lol.

    LOVE: You start thinking you're in the OC when you hallucinate that Seth Cohen is standing in front of you.

    haha you so know thats Ambz!!
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