Let me barf on you.
He confessed his undying love for me last night. Yes...the stalker. **blechk** I was about to burst into laughter the entire time he was revealing his feelings to me. Like I couldn't tell already that he was undoubtedly infatuated w/me. UGH! He is obviously so incredibly stupid and clueless!! The whole time he was talking all I could think about was leaving as soon as possible. Good lord...and he cried too while telling me all this bullshit! Just to top it all off! I was speechless in the end and just told him there would never be anything between us that was more than friends. HOPEFULLY he understands now and will leave me the hell alone! Shoot me now if he continues to talk to me and get all sappy again. I could have a meltdown! Luckily Sky saved me from the torturous eve of stalkerness. He and I hung out the rest of the night chatting about everything. Good, fun times. Looking forward to a sequel. Back to work tomorrow. How excited I am. NOT!