Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I pulled over and changed
ashtonian's flat tire (15 points). In September I bought porn for
neongraal (10 points). Last Monday I put money in
thebookdragon's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I turned
headrush100 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-34 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
kiwikat69