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Hello to everyone who has posted. I'm still trying to figure this journal thing out, so updates may be sparse and uninteresting. By the way, Norma asked who had the most irrelevant LiveJournal ever, and the answer to that is: I DON'T KNOW. I just don't want to tick whoever it is off by making false claims on their title. No one really cares about second place, anyway. It's like the food at Hooters.
Speaking of food...So this guy walks into a bar, sits down at the counter, and asks for a hot dog and a beer. He is given the food, and he takes the hot dog and squishes it against his head, then he drinks the beer. The bartender is of course curious, but he keeps his mouth shut. The next night, the same guy walks in and orders the same thing. When the bartender gives him the stuff, he squishes the hot dog against his head and drinks the beer. Again, the bartender keeps quiet. So the third night rolls around, and the guy walks in and orders the hot dog and beer. Finally, the bartender can't help it anymore, so he tells the man that he has no hot dogs. The man asks what else there is, and the bartender replies that he has a packet of chips. The guy says that those will do fine, and he proceeds to take the chips, squish them against his head, and drink his beer. Overcome with curiosity, the bartender says, "Why did you squish those chips against your head?". The man replies, "Because you didn't have any hot dogs."
I'm sorry that I had to put you through that joke. I kind of like it, and it's almost as good as the monkey-in-a-tree jokes. That's enough postage for me. Good night.
Speaking of food...So this guy walks into a bar, sits down at the counter, and asks for a hot dog and a beer. He is given the food, and he takes the hot dog and squishes it against his head, then he drinks the beer. The bartender is of course curious, but he keeps his mouth shut. The next night, the same guy walks in and orders the same thing. When the bartender gives him the stuff, he squishes the hot dog against his head and drinks the beer. Again, the bartender keeps quiet. So the third night rolls around, and the guy walks in and orders the hot dog and beer. Finally, the bartender can't help it anymore, so he tells the man that he has no hot dogs. The man asks what else there is, and the bartender replies that he has a packet of chips. The guy says that those will do fine, and he proceeds to take the chips, squish them against his head, and drink his beer. Overcome with curiosity, the bartender says, "Why did you squish those chips against your head?". The man replies, "Because you didn't have any hot dogs."
I'm sorry that I had to put you through that joke. I kind of like it, and it's almost as good as the monkey-in-a-tree jokes. That's enough postage for me. Good night.