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[kiwicutiee]

today... ali called me a french fry.

V1truvian Man: mallory I thought u were a homegirl
V1truvian Man: I thought u were the french fry

and this is tommy's interpretation:

CrazZzYTT8: it means urr
CrazZzYTT8: hot
CrazZzYTT8: and tasty
CrazZzYTT8: like mcdonalds
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: and oily
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: and preservative filled
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: oh baby
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: thats hot
CrazZzYTT8: preservatives
CrazZzYTT8: mean u stay HOT
CrazZzYTT8: longer
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: HAHAHAH
CrazZzYTT8: and oily means
CrazZzYTT8: your nice and smooooooth
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: thats like weird
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: when you ask ppl what they look for in a gf
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: nobody says
LiLChNzDrEaMeR: NICE AND SMOOTH
CrazZzYTT8: lol
CrazZzYTT8: maybe they have a fetish

anyway... i am still on a coldplay high.
the concert was seriously life-changing.
next time we MUST get like front row seats... so i can throw my bra at chris martin too... hahaha jk.
but OMG OMG OMG.... chris martin seemed like such a nice guy... shy but oh so cute like TIM SIAW.
and seriously the more i see how mean some guys can be... the more i appreciate how nice tim is.

so in conclusion...
COLDPLAY is AWESOME x 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
jamie tan is the nacho man and i am the french fry. oh baby.