Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

[kiwiana]

For those of you who have never heard of Flight of the Conchords, they are a New Zealand comedy band who had two series of a TV show in the US. They are glorious and hilarious, and I was listening to their album for the millionth time today and...

I need someone to write me J2 fic based on this.

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