I think this is pure luck cause I was a crazy child.
I was that kid jumping off the top of the jungle gym. Or you know how they had those gates around the outsides of the playground structures, I would always find a way to climb around the outside of those like clinging to them to make my way around. I climbed up slides, walked on top of monkey bars, played tackle football/soccer.
So besides no major injuries I've never been a real car accident, a little fender bender action( see, Deadria I said it. And you know it wasn't even that bad) but that's all ......until today.
So the weather in MN was definitely less than favorable today, a weird mix of rain, ice and snow. AWFUL. So we're
(see note #3 line 6 to know who we consists of) driving down 494 and there is like this bit of debri in the road. At first we think it's just snow then Dee realizes its sharp so she tries to swerve to not hit it. So swerving+icy road+driving at like 50mph= SPINNINGSWERVINGOUTOFCONTROL. Annnd Dee does not have the driving capablities to correct that sort of situation( no offence, I probably couldn't either). So we swerve and swing and finally hit the median and bounce off and spin around facing traffic in the wrong direction in the left hand lane. Note, the airbags deployed, which is a weird experience in itself. I flailed my arms and was kinda like "What is this thing all up in my face?" Longer story shorter tow-truck come gets car, Mom come gets us and Lexus' are amazing cause the damage basically consists of the drivers side tire is flat and the front bumper is hanging off and the hood is just a tiny bit dented.
Quite the adventure.