Becasue everyone else is out drinking and I have the plague
THE ULTIMATE DRINKING SURVEY
Thousands have taken it, so let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if you answer 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you ever been drunk? DOY
2. When was the first time you got drunk?ugh dave matthews band w/ keith, nicole, brett and eric going into 10th
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? I believe that is a yes
4. Have you ever drunk dialed?hahaha usually mad late too
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?umm my brothers, and one time me and grem were fucked up and woke up my dad but i don't think he noticed cause he was tired... but my dad found my 40rty in my room the other day and said you better not be drinking and driving
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? hahaha YEP
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?no luckly...but i've had the pen test done millions of times
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?oh ya baby
9. Ever forgot their name? hahaha nope but i forgot it happened
10. When was the last time you were drunk? ugh last friday at evalyns
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? hahaha who hasn't
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? nah
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? hard alchy
14. Favorite liquor:
coors light, and corona (for the summer time)
15. Favorite beer:oh see above
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you were still drunk?oh ya and it sucks
17. Have you ever swam drunk? oh ya and went in hott tubes
18. What kind of a drunk are you?depends.... happy most of the time... sometimes emotional specailly when i w/ katy haha
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? hahaha yeah
20. Favorite drinking partner:Katy, and grem
21. Favorite bar????
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? god more then i can remember
23. Have you ever puked from Drinking? mostly the next day
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks': hahaha ya once i cried cause kelly took my blanket hahah
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? ya and once i did a hand stand in the rain bad idea
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? yup, heather cayote*, her friend, and this girl tara hahahaha katy says i'm getting so tough and if people mess w/me you mess w/her too hahaha and we all know she's a bad bad biotch
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? vann white even though i think he fakes it
28. Do you have a drunken nickname? crazy K (from danny h)
29. Have you received a booty call? haha sure
30. Funniest drunken scene:once the cops came to a party and i was already in my car and katy and mike got in my car and katy says "okay you good" and i said "noooo :(" and started crying hahahaha so mike drove
31. Favorite song(s) about drinking: B double e double r you n beer run all you need is the keys to a car a 10 and a 5 and a sober driver b double e double r you n beer run!!!
Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? yeah it happens all the time... because i look like i'm 12
33. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? cops
34. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? courtney knows the same waitress i do hahaha
35. Do you ever say to yourself, "Fuck, I need a Beer" sometimes
36. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? sometimes... when i cocktail waitressed all the time
37. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?38. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? no
39. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? oh ya baby
40. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? no run hide the beer
41. What's your favorite drinking game? flip cup
42. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?oh yea
43. What's the most destructive thing that you have done while you were drunk? put a hole in nicole's express shirt
44. Why do you drink?i use to drink to get drunk cause i had a good time, now i drink to get a buzz cause i can't handle the hang over anymore i'm an old women
It's fucken FUN.
Thousands have taken it, so let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if you answer 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!
1. Have you ever been drunk? DOY
2. When was the first time you got drunk?ugh dave matthews band w/ keith, nicole, brett and eric going into 10th
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? I believe that is a yes
4. Have you ever drunk dialed?hahaha usually mad late too
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members?umm my brothers, and one time me and grem were fucked up and woke up my dad but i don't think he noticed cause he was tired... but my dad found my 40rty in my room the other day and said you better not be drinking and driving
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? hahaha YEP
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?no luckly...but i've had the pen test done millions of times
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?oh ya baby
9. Ever forgot their name? hahaha nope but i forgot it happened
10. When was the last time you were drunk? ugh last friday at evalyns
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? hahaha who hasn't
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? nah
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? hard alchy
14. Favorite liquor:
coors light, and corona (for the summer time)
15. Favorite beer:oh see above
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you were still drunk?oh ya and it sucks
17. Have you ever swam drunk? oh ya and went in hott tubes
18. What kind of a drunk are you?depends.... happy most of the time... sometimes emotional specailly when i w/ katy haha
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? hahaha yeah
20. Favorite drinking partner:Katy, and grem
21. Favorite bar????
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? god more then i can remember
23. Have you ever puked from Drinking? mostly the next day
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks': hahaha ya once i cried cause kelly took my blanket hahah
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? ya and once i did a hand stand in the rain bad idea
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? yup, heather cayote*, her friend, and this girl tara hahahaha katy says i'm getting so tough and if people mess w/me you mess w/her too hahaha and we all know she's a bad bad biotch
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? vann white even though i think he fakes it
28. Do you have a drunken nickname? crazy K (from danny h)
29. Have you received a booty call? haha sure
30. Funniest drunken scene:once the cops came to a party and i was already in my car and katy and mike got in my car and katy says "okay you good" and i said "noooo :(" and started crying hahahaha so mike drove
31. Favorite song(s) about drinking: B double e double r you n beer run all you need is the keys to a car a 10 and a 5 and a sober driver b double e double r you n beer run!!!
Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? yeah it happens all the time... because i look like i'm 12
33. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? cops
34. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? courtney knows the same waitress i do hahaha
35. Do you ever say to yourself, "Fuck, I need a Beer" sometimes
36. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? sometimes... when i cocktail waitressed all the time
37. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?38. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? no
39. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? oh ya baby
40. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? no run hide the beer
41. What's your favorite drinking game? flip cup
42. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?oh yea
43. What's the most destructive thing that you have done while you were drunk? put a hole in nicole's express shirt
44. Why do you drink?i use to drink to get drunk cause i had a good time, now i drink to get a buzz cause i can't handle the hang over anymore i'm an old women
It's fucken FUN.