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Right. It's November now. I've got to remember that I can't take off my flannel nightgown until I have my long underwear picked out.
I'm turning into one of those people who are way too indulgent of their cats. On the one hand, taking the spoon out of my coffee for Peri to lick was sensible because it kept her nose out of my mug, on the other hand I'm pretty sure saying "Mm? Is that good? Do you like 'Pumpkin Spice' flavour? No, I think you prefer vanilla, don't you?" was over the top.
Me: Discontinuing Pumpkin Spice lattes before Thanksgiving is a crime.
*Pauses to reflect on the fact I just used the word "latte" and "crime" in the same sentence*
Me: No, stabbing someone in the stomach because you don't like the way they look is a crime, discontinuing Pumpkin Spice lattes before Thanksgiving is annoying.
You know those things that make no sense removed from context? I just claimed soap does not exist.
I'm turning into one of those people who are way too indulgent of their cats. On the one hand, taking the spoon out of my coffee for Peri to lick was sensible because it kept her nose out of my mug, on the other hand I'm pretty sure saying "Mm? Is that good? Do you like 'Pumpkin Spice' flavour? No, I think you prefer vanilla, don't you?" was over the top.
Me: Discontinuing Pumpkin Spice lattes before Thanksgiving is a crime.
*Pauses to reflect on the fact I just used the word "latte" and "crime" in the same sentence*
Me: No, stabbing someone in the stomach because you don't like the way they look is a crime, discontinuing Pumpkin Spice lattes before Thanksgiving is annoying.
You know those things that make no sense removed from context? I just claimed soap does not exist.