Boo Ya!
So the Fat Man has been keeping me away from the computer because "reading comments on Yahoo! news articles makes me too angry and that's bad for my health."
But he's not home and he left the computer on.
I've lost a bit of weight and eat smaller portions of food, but when I eat I am still ravenous.
Also, Fat Man has started squirting this cherry flavored stuff into my mouth. Cherry flavored! Squirting! I think he is experimenting on me.
Anyhow, the doctor keeps saying I have a month to live, but she's been saying that every month for over a year and GUESS WHAT DOC I AM STILL HERE.
My spite keeps my shriveled black heart beating. That and the fact that I've been getting the best food of my whole life in the last year. Let me tell you, dieing rocks. Wet food EVERY SINGLE DAY. And if I don't like a specific kind of wet food? FAT MAN BRINGS OUT A DIFFERENT FLAVOR IMMEDIATELY.
Seriously, the service around here has improved dramatically. I'd give it like a three star Zagats review now. It would get four stars, but I don't like the wait staff.
All right, back to sleep in my corner of the closet.
But he's not home and he left the computer on.
I've lost a bit of weight and eat smaller portions of food, but when I eat I am still ravenous.
Also, Fat Man has started squirting this cherry flavored stuff into my mouth. Cherry flavored! Squirting! I think he is experimenting on me.
Anyhow, the doctor keeps saying I have a month to live, but she's been saying that every month for over a year and GUESS WHAT DOC I AM STILL HERE.
My spite keeps my shriveled black heart beating. That and the fact that I've been getting the best food of my whole life in the last year. Let me tell you, dieing rocks. Wet food EVERY SINGLE DAY. And if I don't like a specific kind of wet food? FAT MAN BRINGS OUT A DIFFERENT FLAVOR IMMEDIATELY.
Seriously, the service around here has improved dramatically. I'd give it like a three star Zagats review now. It would get four stars, but I don't like the wait staff.
All right, back to sleep in my corner of the closet.